Bunny Bounce: Koa's Banjer Banger Mix ft. Koa-Sama

[Tempo: 164 BPM] [Key: F-sharp minor] [Time Signature: 4/4, brief 7/8 banjo turns] [Cast: V1 Koa] [V1: bright adult female J-pop, flustered, elastic, breathy yelps, mischievous fangy edge, melodic belt] [Band: three-finger banjo, shamisen, sub-bass, EDM drums, mandolin, taiko] [Intro: banjo harmonic, sub pulse] [Banjo: one dry pluck] Plink. [Banjo: second pluck] Plink-plink. [V1: whisper] ...Why is everybody looking at me? [Banjo: accelerating roll] Wait. Wait wait wait— [Kick ignition] OH NO. [Verse 1: V1, banjo roll, dark bass] Tiny gold horns and my braids gone wild Walked in nervous, walked out feral-styled Mint-green eyes and a fang-tip grin Somebody plugged my banjer in One little pick and the lights went red Two more notes and the floor went dead Three-string spark then the kick went BOOM Now there’s rabbit ears across the room I was gonna play it nice and sweet Little folk tune, cute lil' beat Then that bass went down below— [V1: breathless] ...and apparently I have no self-control. [Pre-Chorus: V1, climbing banjo, filtered kick] Pick it high Pick it low Make that five-string overload Claw and thumb Roll and snap Bunny found the demon trap One more bar One more hop If the banjer starts— DON'T STOP. [Chorus: V1, EDM drop, layered vocals] BUNNY BOUNCE BANJER BANGER Hop that beat into the danger B-b-b-bounce when the low end drops H-h-h-hop till the whole room pops Tiny horns Big bad bass Cute lil' demon wreck the place Pluck it faster Kick it harder Bunny bounce GO GO GO! (Bounce bounce) (Banjer banger) (Hop hop) (Little danger) B-b-b-bounce! H-h-h-hop! [Post-Chorus: chops, stereo banjo] B-b-b-b-b-bounce Pluck-pluck-pluck-pluck H-h-h-h-hop BRRANG! [Verse 2: V1, fast J-pop, shamisen answers banjo] Rabbit on the left goes stomp-stomp-stomp Rabbit on the right goes hop-hop-hop Banjer in the middle throwing sparks all night Shamisen cuts back like a neon knife Fingers moving faster than my brain can count Bassline hits and the whole floor mounts Kick drum punches underneath my feet Now my horns are blinking right on beat Don't ask me how this happened, please I had a PLAN approximately Seven minutes, maybe eight— Then somebody yelled: [V1: shouted] FASTER, KOH-AH! ...Great. [Pre-Chorus 2: V1, taiko rise, reverse banjo] Pick it high Pick it low Now the demon's running the show Thumb goes crack Strings go snap Bunnies bouncing off the map One more bar One more hop If I lose this pick— DON'T STOP! [Chorus: V1, EDM drop, harmony stack] BUNNY BOUNCE BANJER BANGER Hop that beat into the danger B-b-b-bounce when the low end drops H-h-h-hop till the whole room pops Tiny horns Big bad bass Cute lil' demon wreck the place Pluck it faster Kick it harder Bunny bounce GO GO GO! (Bounce bounce) (Banjer banger) (Hop hop) (Little danger) B-b-b-bounce! H-h-h-hop! [Instrumental Battle: banjo-shamisen duel] [Banjo: rapid roll, left channel] [Shamisen: sharp answer, right channel] [Banjo: double-time ascending run] [Shamisen: descending attack] [Mandolin: machine-gun chop] [Sub-bass: distorted slide] [Taiko: rolling fill] [7/8 Turn: instruments stumble forward one beat] [V1] Huh?! [4/4 Drop Return] [V1] HAHA, OKAY! [Verse 3: V1, hyper banjo, glitch drums] Cute little demon got a five-string problem Every time I pick it, another bass blossom Every time I roll it, another bunny jumps Every time I stop— [V1: whisper] ...they look disappointed. Absolutely not. Turn it up. Banjer screaming like a railgun spark Golden horns glowing in the ultraviolet dark Freckles hot and my face gone red But the rhythm got claws in the back of my head Hop to the front Bounce to the back Whole damn room on a five-string attack Pick till it sparks Pluck till it bites Demon bunny rave all night! [Breakdown: half-time sub-bass, dry banjo] [V1: whisper] Okay. Everybody calm down. [Single banjo pluck] Plink. [V1] See? Perfectly normal. [Sub-bass growl] [V1] ...don't. [Banjo trill] Don't you dare. [Kick heartbeat] No. No no no— [Banjo roll accelerating] Ohhhhh, you little— [Build: snare roll, banjo rising, vocal chops] B-b-b— B-b-b-b— B-b-b-bounce! Ichi! Ni! San! [Drop Fakeout: silence] [V1: shouted] ONE MORE TIME! [Final Drop: max EDM, double-time banjo, huge harmonies] BUNNY BOUNCE BANJER BANGER Everybody into danger B-b-b-bounce when the low end drops H-h-h-hop till the ceiling pops Tiny horns BIG BAD BASS Cute lil' demon owns the place Pick it faster PLUCK IT HARDER Bunny bounce GO GO GO! BUNNY BOUNCE BANJER BANGER Five-string lightning Demon danger B-b-b-bounce H-h-h-hop BANJER NEVER EVER STOPS! (Bounce bounce) (Banjer banger) (Hop hop) (Little danger) B-b-b-bounce! H-h-h-hop! BAN-JER BAN-JER BAN-JER BANG! [Banjo Solo: impossible-speed roll] [Shamisen doubles final run] [Taiko fill] [Sub drop] [Outro: V1, exhausted, banjo plucking softly] [V1: breathless] Okay... Okay, I'm done. [Banjo: one pluck] Plink. [V1] Don't. [Banjo: two plucks] Plink-plink. [V1] I swear to— [Final banjo chord] BRRRAAANG! [V1: laughing] ...dammit. [Hard Stop] [End]