I been, thinkin, sittin here, drinkin, smokin and broken an all outta tokens i aint jokin, around, out here in them backwoods, in the low country swamp grounds, I done found my sound. Out hurr among tha sunbathin gators and the water moccasins, I been, discussin, (this just in!) Hot off the press, must I confess, I detest, all the rest, uh hewmanity, long as thiss here heart beat in mah chess, I be stressed, depressed, by all y'alls, vanity, is it, my, insanity? Causing all this calamity up in me? Could it be? I submerge, on the verge of completely, like cypress knees cant defeat me, cicada hum a song ooooOo so sweetly, under light of that there moon, impending doom, looms, eerie an creepy, im in the pond y'all, an aint nuh gators gunna eat me, I commune, to that high pitched tune, while the crickets click an clack, frogs chirpin at my back, feel my whole body done gone numb, as i, become, muthafuckin pond scum! Come getchu sum! [Backwoods Breakdown] [Instrumental build] Feel it, as the Lilly pads pave the path i aint help myself but tah laugh, as i, trudge forward through the murky sludge, enveloped by moss and likens , surely i muss look, a lil frightenin, swamp gas clouds cracklin, green lightnin, energy of the infinite earth charge me up, as i speak to tha ancient trees, they fill my cup, overfloweth with the scum of the pond, given true sight by these ohhh so old trees, in the dead of night, lightnin bugs takin flight, bioluminescent glow, so gotdamn bright, man! Lemme tell y'all! Thass ah helluva sight! (Know thats right!) [Bog Swamp Solo] [Incoherent mumblings and ramblings of a madman babbling incoherently] ooo aahh yah nah tah come roun 'ere nuh moh, ohhh oooOOoo oooOOhhh no no yo nah sir this a sacred place, right hurr, submerged in dee mud, in tha thick of it, I become......muthafuckin.......Pond Scum! (Come an getchu sum!) [Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone] [Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone] [Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone] [Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone] I'm a bogboy, born an raised, swamp gods be praised, i am speechless, amazed, can't teach this, im in a daze for days surrounded by swampgas haze, until the eye of my mind set ablaze, burst open in a flash of firey light, I done did what I done, I done do what I must! These old woods, these gators these cottonmouth copperhead rattlin rattlers attend to these here, important Congarree matters, I came for knowledge, I came to get me sum, and instead, the swamp crawled inside my head, showed me it all, as it become..........OoooOoohhhh OooooOoOOOoOoo aaaaahhhhhhh yeah yeah yeah! POND SCUM! SCUM AH THA POND! POND SCUM! I journey into the Great Beyond...... [Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone][Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone][Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone][Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone][Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone][Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone][Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone][Horrifying nature sounds, alligator groans, owl hoots, coyote cries, bobcat wails, ancient trees scraping like claws on bone] [END]
