🎵 “It’s Time for The Hake Report” 🎵 (Upbeat Americana or jingle-style) [Verse 1] It’s 12 o’clock

[Verse 1] It’s 12 o’clock Eastern, 11 Central time, 10 o’clock Mountain, Pacific’s feelin’ fine! It’s 9 out West and you know what to do, Grab a seat, hit the screen, bring the fam on through! [Chorus] 🎶 It’s time to sit down and watch The Hake Report—oh yeah! On the Jesse Lee Peterson Network—oh yeah! YouTube, DLive, Rumble, too, Other platforms comin’ right at you! Sit down with your sweetie, tea or coffee, Tune in now, ‘cause James is talkin’ truth, you see! 🎶 [Verse 2] He’s got the facts, and a calm, cool tone, Talkin’ ‘bout the world from a mind of his own. News and views that’ll make you think, Might just shake you right outta your mainstream sink! [Chorus] 🎶 It’s time to sit down and watch The Hake Report—oh yeah! On the Jesse Lee Peterson Network—oh yeah! YouTube, DLive, Rumble, too, Other platforms comin’ right at you! Sit down with your sweetie, tea or coffee, Tune in now, ‘cause James is talkin’ stuff he knows about! 🎶 [Outro] 🎸 (Guitar lick) It’s time… it’s time… it’s Hake Time, now! Let’s gooo! 👏👏👏