[Verse 1] =DATEDIF(BIRTH,TODAY(),"y") =IF("year">30,"Too Long","Still Time") =IF(TODAY()-BIRTH>HOPE,"Expired","Existing") =DATEDIF(DREAMS,BREAK,"∞") [Verse 2] =IF(MEMORY="FADED","YES","TOO MUCH") =DATEDIF("JOY","LAST",1) =IF(COUNT(ERRORS)>LIFE,"Collapse","Retry") =DATEDIF(FAITH,FEAR,"d") [Break] =TODAY()-BIRTH =TODAY()-ME [Verse 3] =IF(SELF="TIRED","TRUTH","LIE") =IF(YEARS>SOUL,"EXHAUSTED","ALIVE") =DATEDIF(ME,TODAY(),"y") =IF(DAY(TODAY())=DAY(DEATH),"RETURN") [Outro] "How long have you been here...?"
