Mmm, yeah For whoever needs to hear it Pull up a chair, let’s talk Some things don’t stay hidden long There’s a room where the good folks gather Life, love, grief, and laughter But there’s always one in the corner Thinking rules don’t apply Screenshots got a memory Receipts don’t fade away Whispers turn to thunder When you give folks things to say Everything comes out in the wash Every little secret, every line you crossed Don’t be an idiot Don’t be that guy Don’t send trouble where it wasn’t invited Everything comes out in the wash Hot water, cold truth, watch your ego get tossed Don’t be an idiot Don’t be that guy! [melodic interlude] Don’t do that No, don’t do that If she didn’t ask, don’t send it If she didn’t say, don’t call If you gotta think twice, think four times Then maybe don’t do it at all Everything comes out in the wash Every little secret, every line you crossed Don’t be an idiot Don’t be that guy This ain’t complicated Let people breathe We’re here to lift each other Not make somebody leave Everything comes out in the wash Don’t be an idiot Don’t be that guy What happens in the DMs? Comes out in the wash What happens on the phone? Comes out in the wash What do we say to foolish pride? Don’t be an idiot Keep it clean, my friend Everything comes out in the wash Every little secret, every line you crossed Don’t be an idiot Don’t be that guy
