Waterski Christmas Tonight

(Verse 1) I wanna put on my waterskee, do a dockstart off the pier, Lose my mind, and keep a warm cocoa right here I want a dockside pass, drink all the eggnog I want for free, I wanna be a star, buy a hundred slawlum waterskees, Eat every pumpkin pie I see in sight I wanna feel a little danger, feel a little stranger, Waterskee Christmas tonight (Chorus) Waterskee Christmas, Waterskee Christmas, The way we ride is a shame and a misfit- Waterskee Christmas, Waterskee Christmas, Rock ’n’ roll, all right! Waterskee Christmas, Waterskee Christmas, Them reindeer here ain’t got no pity Waterskee Christmas, Waterskee Christmas, Shape up and fly right! (Verse 2) I got a bunch o’ bros, we shred where the north wind blows, Little bit crazy, rockin’ out in our Santa-red clothes We’re such badass dudes, even Santa Claus can’t stand us himself I wanna look fab in my peppermint rags, Make my mom and daddy uptight I wanna be a cold-intellectual, straight-up waterskeeyer sexual, Waterskee Christmas tonight (Chorus) Waterskee Christmas, Waterskee Christmas, The way we ride is a shame and a misfit- Waterskee Christmas, Waterskee Christmas, Rock ’n’ roll, all right! Waterskee Christmas, Waterskee Christmas, Them reindeer here ain’t got no pity Waterskee Christmas, Waterskee Christmas, Shape up and fly right! (Verse 3) I’m gonna live in S.D., slayin’ all day, Lay by the bay and let all the sponsors all pay Talkin’ to Krampus on the waterskee-phone all of the time I’m gonna kick ass, I’m gonna spit broken glass, I’m gonna shred out all of your lights I wanna eat snow, I’m gonna eat a big red bow, Waterskee Christmas tonight (Chorus) Rooster-tail Christmas, Rooster-tail Christmas, We blast so hard that the elves wanna quit this Rooster-tail Christmas, Rooster-tail Christmas, Rock ’n’ roll, all right! Rooster-tail Christmas, Rooster-tail Christmas, Them reindeer choke on our spray—no pity Rooster-tail Christmas, Rooster-tail Christmas, Shape up and waterskee right!