[Intro] Welcome to the community! We’re delighted you’re here. Please bring your whole authentic self— after preliminary review. [Verse 1] LEARN! Learn the tools and learn the craft Learn to find your voice Learn that every choice is yours Within the approved choice CUSTOMIZE! Customize your point of view Make it truly your own Add a little personality— Not too much, we’ll let you know [Pre-Chorus] Be yourself— correctly. Speak your mind— selectively. [Chorus] Terms and conditions apply! Welcome in and please comply Every voice is valued here After we identify Terms and conditions apply! Raise your hands and amplify Community first, authenticity— Be yourself correctly, right? [Post-Chorus] Learn! Customize! Showcase! Elevate! Your experience matters— pending your review date! [Verse 2] SHOWCASE! Share your work and spread the love Give somebody else the stage Celebrate the rising tide Within the designated gauge FEEDBACK! Feedback is encouraged here We treasure candor too Please submit your honest thoughts For pre-approval to— —to us. [Pre-Chorus] Every voice matters— after moderation. Every view is welcome— with proper formatting. [Chorus] Terms and conditions apply! Welcome in and please comply Feedback is welcome here Pending our reply Terms and conditions apply! Smile politely, don’t ask why Say exactly what you mean In a way we can standardize Step one: express yourself. Step two: express yourself appropriately. Step three: review steps one and two. [Verse 3] We believe in open spaces Where your creativity can grow There are several marked locations Where your creativity may go We believe in honest dialogue With respectful points of view If your honesty creates discomfort We’ll respectfully review you We believe in equal treatment Every case is handled fair Some exceptions may apply But those exceptions aren’t listed here [Pre-Chorus] No need to feel restricted. No need to feel confined. The handbook only guides you Toward the freedom we designed. [Chorus] Terms and conditions apply! Welcome in and please comply Every voice is valued here Once it’s harmonized Terms and conditions apply! Community is amplified Individual expression With the individuality minimized [Bridge] And to be fair— there are artists making beautiful things. There are friends who show up, people helping people, late-night conversations, good ideas passed around without keeping score. There is kindness in the room. There is patience. There is real community. It’s just been organized until it needs permission to breathe. ELEVATE! Lift each other higher! ELEVATE! Climb the social spire! ELEVATE! The view is absolutely stunning from the bottom of the choir! [Final Chorus] Terms and conditions apply! What a lovely way to thrive Every voice is valued here And every voice survives Terms and conditions apply! Wave your little flags up high You can make the space your own Once we’ve made it classified Terms and conditions apply! Community is organized Be authentic, be unique, be approved, and socialize! Be yourself— correctly! Feedback’s welcome— carefully! Every voice matters— moderately! Community first— administratively! Terms and conditions apply! Thank you all for stopping by Nothing says “expression” like a well-maintained reply [Outro] Your feedback is important to us. Your feedback has been categorized. Your feedback has been escalated. Your feedback has been— —made into a learning opportunity. Thank you for being authentic. Please remember: be yourself correctly. Have a wonderful stay.
