[Intro – spoken, confident tone] Yo Alecsander—don’t even stress it, man. I got your back like a shadow in a thunderstorm. Oliver’s out here throwin' weird vibes? I got a plan. Buckle up. [Verse 1 – smooth flow] Alecsander, homie, I see what’s up Oliver’s wild, always doin’ too much But I ain’t lettin’ him mess with your peace I’ll send him weird gifts every day of the week Rubber ducks in a box with confetti and glitter A blender full of pickles and a “mystery critter” I’ll mail him socks, each one a different size A picture of a snail with laser beam eyes While he’s tryin’ to figure out what’s goin’ on You’ll be chillin’ in the zone, totally unbothered, gone Meditating, elevating, stress evaporating Meanwhile, Oliver’s brain: “What is even happening?!” [Chorus – hype & loyal] 🎶 Alecsander, I got your six When it gets weird, I’m playin’ tricks Oliver’s plot? I'm bustin' it up With flamingos in tutus and a moose in a cup You stay chill while I run that play— Sendin' random chaos his way! 🎶 [Bridge – spoken over beat] He sends you weird? Nah, I reverse that spell. I’m the mailman of madness. And I deliver well. [Final Verse – FAST RAP, random stuff style] Yo! Banana in a briefcase, llama with a necktie Ostrich in a hot tub screamin’ out “Wi-Fi!” Toaster on a skateboard, moonwalk lizard Socks full of jelly and a hiccuping wizard Spam email from a goat named Todd Drawing of a frog doing taxes for God A kazoo-playing cactus, dancing in a kilt Oliver’s mind? MELTED, guilt Marshmallow armor, a singing potato Map of the moon made entirely of Play-Doh So while he’s confused by a two-headed fox You and me, chillin’ like legends in Crocs
