[Intro] (Spoken) I'm running around Making sure all the toilet seats are down [Verse 1] I'm living in a house with four women and another man Majority rules tell us what to do When we're finished in the can [Verse 2] In a house with dudes, mostly dudes There's a different set of rules You can leave the seat however you choose But in a house with women It's a different kind of given There's a certain way of living And you will never be forgiven If you leave the toilet seat In its natural state After you ur-in-ate [Chorus] Put the toilet seat down Put it back the way you found it Put the seat back down You can never get around it Don't be a fool Obey the rule The seat is always down [Verse 3] It really doesn't matter if you lifted it to pee In a house that's ruled by women We men are just not free You can agree or you can disagree Or agree to disagree But if you leave that seat up I will guarantee [Break] (Spoken) Trouble. You're in trouble You are in for some serious blaming And a whole lot of toilet seat shaming [Bridge] I've learned to pick my battles Some fights you just can't win It's not about the toilet seat It's about the state it's in [Chorus] Put the toilet seat down Put it back the way you found it Put the seat back down You can never get around it Don't be a fool Obey the rule The seat is always down [Outro] (Spoken, resigned) Still running around Making sure all the toilet seats are down Every... single... time. [End]
