[Producer: DiggerMC] [Title: Mall Cop Menace] [Style: 2000s Pop Punk, Skate Punk, Upbeat, Catchy Melody, Overdriven Guitars, Organ Synth, 104 BPM, Fun Anthem, Comedy, Epic Guitar Solos] [Intro] (Watch out!) (Incoming!) [Upbeat acoustic guitar strumming with a bouncy drum beat, a loud crash, and a retro organ sound] [Verse 1] My buddy tried to warn me this ramp was strictly pro-league I told him I'm the king of the park I strapped on fifty kneepads, a helmet made of tin cans And wiped out right before it got dark (Ouch!) Well, the wheels start wobbling and they don't stop wobbling Flew off the board and now I am hobbling Didn't make sense not to ride for fun My board is cheap and my legs feel numb So much to shred, so much to bleed So what's wrong with landing on concrete? You'll never skate if you don't bail (No way!) You're gonna end up in a fail! [Chorus] Hey man, you're a mall cop, put your badge down, go chill! Hey man, I'm a trainwreck, but I'm bombing this hill! (Look out!) And all of my bruises are blue I just spilled my soda on you! (My bad!) [Interlude 1] [Catchy organ melody playing over a heavy, bouncy bassline with goofy sliding sounds] (Whoa, steady!) [Verse 2] It's a cool place, but my deck is kinda rusty I tried to do a grind but the rail was super crusty (Squeak!) The teenage kids are laughing, recording on their phones I'm calculating medical co-pays for my bones The ice cream truck is playing that familiar little tune I think I'm gonna buy a giant waffle very soon My center of gravity is completely out of whack I'm lying on the pavement, staring flat up on my back! (Pizza time!) [Chorus] Hey man, you're a mall cop, put your badge down, go chill! Hey man, I'm a trainwreck, but I'm bombing this hill! (Look out!) And all of my bruises are blue I just spilled my soda on you! [Bridge] Somebody once asked if I could spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little more space! (To crash!) [Chorus] Hey man, you're a mall cop, put your badge down, go chill! Hey man, I'm a trainwreck, but I'm bombing this hill! (Look out!) And all of my bruises are blue I just spilled my soda on you! (Yeah, totally spilled it!) [Outro / Epic Guitar Solos] (Alright, let the guitars do the talking!) [Fast, frantic 2000s skate punk guitar solo with heavy distortion, highly melodic] [Second guitar comes in, doing a massive dive-bomb with the tremolo bar] [Both guitars harmonize in a ridiculous, over-the-top shredding sequence] (Dude, you're stepping on my board!) [Wah-pedal kicks in for a screeching, high-energy climax] (We're out of here!) [Final sloppy but heavy guitar chord F# rings out, followed by the sound of a skateboard rolling into a trash can]