[Verse 1 – Crooner] Silk sleeves shimmer in zero-G, Mirrorball moonlight follows me. Hair immaculate, heart off-beat, Dancing with gravity’s tinfoil sheet. [Verse 2 – Shouter] WHOOPS! Your martini’s in orbit! Clink-clink, sparkle in space! Kick off those moon boots, baby, Let’s make a mess with grace! [Chorus – Together] Champagne in a spacesuit, love on the rocks in the void! Glitter confetti in a pressure hatch, oh boy! Fashion meets fusion, oxygen’s tight, We’re stayin’ alive in ultraviolet light! [Verse 3 – Crooner] You whisper “Gold” through a cosmic haze, I hum “Planet Claire” in a lover’s daze. Your lipstick leaves a solar flare, I lose my pulse — but I don’t care. [Bridge – Spoken / Shouted Call & Response] (He) Do you copy? (She) Copy-copy, love-boy! (He) My heart’s a satellite! (She) Launch deployed! (He) Meet me on Deck 54— (She) I’ll bring the glitter and a mini bar! [Final Chorus – Full Band Explosion] Champagne in a spacesuit, kiss me through the glass! Dancing on a shuttle pad, shaking our class! Neon in the vacuum, sequins in the night— We’re absurd, we’re divine, we’re alight! [Outro – Crooner + Shouter] (Crooner) “True” love’s in orbit… (Shouter) “Gold!”—but make it bold! (Together) Champagne in a spacesuit— Never grow old!
