Santa's Nine Reindeer

[Verse 1] Dasher in the alley, tweaking on the sleigh, Blitzen in the kitchen, sniffin' candy cane decay. Rudolph’s nose glowing, but it ain’t from cheer, Snorted up the North Pole, now the end is near. Comet’s got a twitch, Vixen’s on the run, Prancer’s in the basement, loading up the gun. Donner dropped the presents, Cupid lost the map, Santa’s in the cockpit, screaming, “Where’s my cap?!” [Chorus] Nine reindeer, flying high, Round the world in a blink of an eye. Jingle bells and shattered dreams, Meth-fueled madness, sleigh careens. Nine reindeer, running wild, Christmas chaos, naughty filed. Jingle bells, what’s that smell? Santa’s crew straight raising hell. [Verse 2] Thirty-seven laps ‘round the globe in a night, Racing through the clouds with the speed of light. Chimney drops shaky, ornaments crack, Elves in the workshop screaming, “Bring ‘em back!” Frostbite fingers on the reins of doom, Sleigh wheels smoking, reindeer fumes. Mrs. Claus calling, “Santa, slow down!” But he’s on that holiday snow, lost in the sound.