[TECHNICAL HEADER: [Genre: Drunken Country] [Vocal: Male low, raspy, bluesy] [Accent: Strong Southern Redneck] [Chorus: Male harmony] [Tempo: 90 BPM] [Instruments: Acoustic guitar, banjo, fiddle, light percussion]] [INTRO: Instrumental] [VERSE 1: Solo Vocal] There was a little river, Little bridge crossin’ through, On that little bridge — a little sheep, With a little white tail, too [CHORUS: Male Harmony] Who the fuck needs it? Nobody fuckin’ needs it Who the fuck wants it? Nobody fuckin’ wants it [BREAK: Instrumental] [VERSE 2: Solo Vocal] That little river dried up, That little bridge crashed down, That little sheep, she died, Little white tail fell off — who the fuck knew why [CHORUS: Male Harmony] Who the fuck needs it? Nobody fuckin’ needs it Who the fuck wants it? Nobody fuckin’ wants it [BREAK: Instrumental] [VERSE 3: Solo Vocal] We’ll dam that little river, Build a little bridge brand new, Bring that little sheep to life, Solder that little white tail too [CHORUS: Male Harmony] Who the fuck needs it? Nobody fuckin’ needs it Who the fuck wants it? Nobody fuckin’ wants it [BREAK: Instrumental] [VERSE 4: Solo Vocal] Let's drink to that little river, To that new little bridge, To that holy little sheep, And to that little white tail of hers — cheers! [FINAL CHORUS: Male Harmony] Who the fuck needs it? We fuckin’ need it! Who the fuck wants it? We fuckin’ want it! Who the fuck needs it? We fuckin’ need it! Who the fuck wants it? We fuckin’ want it! [BREAK: Instrumental] Who the fuck needs it? We fuckin’ need it! Who the fuck wants it? We fuckin’ want it! Who the fuck needs it? We fuckin’ need it! Who the fuck wants it? We fuckin’ want it! [OUTRO: Instrumental]
