[Intro – slow, dhol drums building, then male voice, spoken, deadpan] "Amazing work. Please check mine." "Amazing work. Please check mine." "Amazing work. Please check mine." ...Yeah. We noticed. [Verse 1 – male rap, slow, half-time, laid-back and menacing] New post up and he's first on the scene, Same eight words like a vending machine, Didn't watch a frame, didn't read a line, Just "great film bro, now go vote for mine." Copy and paste, it's a factory job, Forty-five threads and he's hitting them all, Different film, same comment, same time, Man's got a template and calls it a rhyme. [Chorus – female vocal, calm, sung, bass drop underneath] Ohhhh Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me, please Ohhhh Just click the button and vote for me Ohhhh [Build-up – drums speeding up, siren rising] [Verse 2 – male rap, fast, double-time, aggressive, shouted] DMs open and he's in there too, "Hey friend, quick favour, just one from you," Said no on Monday, he's back by noon, Said no on Tuesday, he's sending a tune. Paragraph long and it reads like a bot, Polished and perfect and saying not a lot, Ask him a question, the answer's the same, "Thank you for support, please vote for my name." [Bridge – male rap, fastest, relentless, mad energy] "Good morning, Higgsie." Seven a.m. "Good evening, Higgsie." There he is again. Sun comes up and the message is sent, Sun goes down and it's "hope you're well, friend." Higgsie's on read, Higgsie's gone quiet, Man's in the inbox running a riot, Morning and evening, rain or shine, "Dear Higgsie, please, have you seen mine?" [Chorus – female vocal, calm, sung, biggest bass drop] Ohhhh Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me, please Ohhhh Just click the button and vote for me Ohhhh [Outro – beat cuts out, male voice, spoken] "Good morning, Higgsie." (female voice, tired) ...Somebody mute him.
