I’m eighty proof and crazy, just a warning Spilled across your bedsheets this morning I burn a little when I’m going down Let's go bar hopping through the town Let me blur the edges of your life Cut the tension like butter and a hot knife Bartender, you're my favorite bartender I wanna be your Alcoholic Girlfriend Mmm baby, alcoholic baby Pour me a glass, I'm cravin' Maybe a chaser for later You down? Bottom's up baby I’m a well drink, I don’t cost too much Numb to the bone, I don’t need your touch No chaser needed when you taste the lie Just pour me out and watch the evening die Lemme blurr the uh edgesh of yer life Cut the tension like..like a hot butter something knife Bartender.. jus.. uh one..one .. one more shot I wanna be your Alcoholic Girlfriend Mmm alcoholic ughh ah ah ah ah alcoholic ughh ah ah ah ah alcoholic P-P-pour me a glass P-P-pour me a glass, I'm so drunk Maybe I should go home luhm uh .. ber the uh life you live Cut the tenshen like uhh budda and a hot knife Bartenda, you're my favvy bartendy im can be your Alcoholic Girlfriend...y?
