BIG BAND CHRISTMAS MUSIC with BELLs Santa take my house off your list] By bobby pizazz=Roy august= 2012ad rewrite 12/06/2024 at 10:00PM I had to buy me a shovel, Vixen left presents on my roof I don’t know what Santa's drinking Found a half empty flask, of 100 proof He made a mess in my fireplace, Ate his cookies, and a grandmas punkin pie So excuse me, next Christmas Eve, just fly by Santa left a shaver for the baby, And an Easter bunny, but the door A fryin pan instead of a diamond So my women, havin here no more Santa left a saddle for my suv And half moon picture for the john So spare me, next Christmas Eve, just fly on Chorus] Santa takes me off your list, Because you’ve gotta get help, That girly book, miss Santa is in Keep it in your sleigh, or on a shelf Don’t stop buy the adult toy store We can’t use that gismo, with a twist So delete my name, next Christmas Santa takes my house off your list Rudolph kicked the head Off our snowman, smashed some of the Christmas lights Santas sleigh took a wrong turn, Gave a few shingles a slice Found a elf hat by the dog fence He left cigar butts around the tree He let the cat out gave my wife a kiss So Santa takes my house off your list