Please help and spread the word! 🙏 Today is World Men's Underpants Overload Day! To all men: please change your underpants! 🌪️😱 🙏Please, please, please: spread the word!🙏 ----------- [Spoken Intro] Good morning, everyone! Today is World Men's Underpants Overload Day! Which means that if you've been wearing the same underpants until today... ...you may already be a danger to yourself and the general public. Please spread the word! [Wah-Wah Guitar Riff] [Verse 1] I wore 'em through the winter, I wore 'em through the spring, by the time July had come around, They'd grown a second string. The dog refused to follow me, the cat just ran away, the bus gave me six empty seats on every ride today. [Chorus] Today is World Men's Underpants Overload Day, please change your underpants! Before the neighbors call the cops, or scientists take samples in glass jars! Today is World Men's Underpants Overload Day, please change your underpants! Protect yourself and all mankind, before it's far too late! [Instrumental break] [Verse 2] The trout all stopped biting, the fish all fled the shore, I stood there with my fishing rod, they'd never seen that score. A waitress blocked the restaurant, said, "Sir, you cannot stay!" Even the onions in the soup were crying all the way. [Chorus] Today is World Men's Underpants Overload Day, please change your underpants! Before you need a rescue crew and seventeen trained specialists! [Instrumental break] [Verse 3] I tried to get a date last night, a lovely girl named Sue, her phone displayed "Emergency" the moment that I flew through. My underpants had bonded tight, like concrete, steel and glue, the doctors said, "We've never seen a pair like this on you." [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] The airport scanners screamed for help, the compass lost its mind, weather satellites detected it from somewhere far behind. Scientists from NASA came, to study what they found, a mysterious force field generating three counties all around. [Final Chorus] Today is World Men's Underpants Overload Day, please change your underpants! Or flowers may grow upside down, and pigeons may forget to land! Today is World Men's Underpants Overload Day, please change your underpants! You're saving civilization, one clean pair at a time! [Guitar Solo] [spoken] The divorce judge said, "I'm sorry, son, we simply can't proceed. The courtroom must be evacuated for public health indeed." Physicists declared a state of shock, their formulas all failed, a laboratory hamster quit his job and quietly set sail. [Spoken Outro] This has been a public service announcement. Change your underpants. Immediately. Thank you for your cooperation. [Massive Wah-Wah Guitar Ending]
