[INTRO - Light Playful Woodland Music] [SFX: Soft birds, leaves, acorns clicking] [CHEEKS - Little Boy Voice - Young boy 7, high earnest nervous small squirrel voice, quick, slight chitter, concentrating] Okay... almost there... [SFX: Single acorn click] [CHEEKS] Ninety-six... ninety-seven... ninety-eight... ninety-nine... [SFX: QUICK COMEDY BOING] [BENDER - Little Girl Voice - Young girl 8, bubbly sweet giggly snake voice, warm cute S, excited] Cheeks! Wanna hear a joke? [CHEEKS - flat immediate] No. [BENDER - delighted, ignoring him] Great! [BENDER - proudly] Why did the acorn cross the road? [Beat] [BENDER - punchline] Because it was NUTSSSS! [SFX: Bender laughs harder than joke deserves] [BENDER] Ha! Nuts! Get it? Because it's an acorn and— [Music: Suddenly Stops] [CHEEKS - worried] Wait... Was I on ninety-nine? Or... eighty-nine? [BENDER - trying to help] Hmmmm... I think it was... Forty-seven. [CHEEKS - shocked] FORTY-SEVEN?! [Music: Fast Playful Music Starts] [SFX: Acorns rapidly clicking] [CHEEKS - muttering] Okay. New plan. Ten here... ten here... ten here... [CHEEKS - happier] There! Groups of ten. Now if somebody interrupts me... I know exactly where I stopped. [SFX: Triumphant ding] [BENDER - impressed] Ooooooh! Perfect! Wanna hear my joke about ten squirrels? [CHEEKS - alarmed] No. [BENDER] It has TEN punchlines! [SFX: Bender bursts into laughter] [CHEEKS - rapidly moving away] Nope! Nope, nope, nope! [BENDER - laughing after him] Wait! I haven't even told you number one! [OUTRO - FAST COMEDY MUSIC BUTTON] [END]
