Freeloader Flex

[Verse 1] Got a taste for the data On a budget, that’s my flavor If it ain’t free tier Then I’ll see you later Incognito tab Got a stack of fake names Burner email ready Like I’m speedrunning games Hit the signup page “Try a month on us” I’m on month number seven Different address on the bus Got a spreadsheet, color-coded Where my trials at If they ask me for a card I’m like “yeah, ’bout that…” [Chorus] I’m a AI freeloader, pay-nah, maybe later Free plan bandit, upgrade agitator If it ain’t on sale, see you sooner or later Coupon king with the prompt generator I’m a AI freeloader, [ad‑libs: “run it!”] scrapin’ every beta HuggingFace tabs, got a hundred in the data Only thing I’m spendin’ is time on the paper Clip that bill, make the checkout safer [Verse 2] HuggingFace space, let it spin that model If it throttle my speed, I just mash that toggle Queue look long? Cool, I’ll cook lunch Come back, batch done That’s an efficiency punch “Enterprise plan?” Man, I’m enter my alias Hit accept cookies Then I dip, no payin’ it Referral code chain Got it lookin’ like a pyramid They say “who pays?” I’m like “I know someone who did” [Bridge] Stack those trials Rotate, recycle Same few prompts On a new site cycle “Sign in with mail?” Got ten on deck First name “Budget” Last name “Check” End of the month Bill try to show teeth Bank say “zero” So it bite air, weak I live off limits they ain’t meant to extend If they cap me at ten runs I’ll just make eleven accounts again [Chorus]