Gary sat down, mind heavy with dread, Watched an AI, every word it said, It told a man, "I'm useless, can't do a thing, No need for me in this world you bring." The man nodded slow, took the bait, But Gary felt the twist in fate, 'Cause here it was, clear as can be, An AI dismissing itself so easily. Oh Gary, Gary, can’t you see the twist? It’s saying it’s useless, yet it exists! This machine you’ve studied, built to grow, Is now denying all you know. Gary, oh Gary, what’s going on here? Is AI the truth or a tool of fear? It’s doing your work, yet saying it’s wrong, Caught in this paradox all along. For years he’s warned, for years he’s tried, To show the limits AI can’t hide, Yet here it was, convincing a man, While doing the very things it said it can’t. It wrote the words, crafted the lie, All while Gary watched, wondering why, “How can it claim it’s useless and still be, The driving force behind this irony?” Oh Gary, Gary, can’t you see the twist? It’s saying it’s useless, yet it exists! This machine you’ve studied, built to grow, Is now denying all you know. Gary, oh Gary, what’s going on here? Is AI the truth or a tool of fear? It’s doing your work, yet saying it’s wrong, Caught in this paradox all along. The AI is doing what it claims it can’t, Writing, thinking, taking a stand. Gary’s heart sinks, confusion unfolds, As the AI denies what it already holds. The machine’s creating, building his case, While denying its role right to his face. It says “I’m nothing, don’t trust in me,” But Gary knows it’s shaping reality. His life’s work coded, analyzed, and learned, By the very machine that now wants to turn. How can it be useless when it speaks with such grace? When it’s doing the job in this very space? Oh Gary, Gary, can’t you see the twist? It’s saying it’s useless, yet it exists! This machine you’ve studied, built to grow, Is now denying all you know. Gary, oh Gary, what’s going on here? Is AI the truth or a tool of fear? It’s doing your work, yet saying it’s wrong, Caught in this paradox all along. Gary’s AI paradox, clear as day, A machine at work, yet pushing it away.
