I Forgot To Take My Gabapentin And Now I’m Hating Life (Yodel Jazz Remix)

Woke up late, ran out to my car Got to work on time, doin’ good so far Day’s going fine, almost time for lunch ‘Til I go to stand up and my back goes crunch My joints are burning and my brain is mush So I go back in my mind through my morning rush Got dressed, fixed my hair, then I kissed my wife But I didn’t take my medication… Fuck my life. [Appalachian yodeling interlude] Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-lay-hee-lay-hee-oh-hee Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-lay-hee-lay-hee-oh-hee Aye-eee-yode-lay-hay-heeeeeeeeeeee-eee Yode-ehh-lay-hee-hoooooooooo! I swear to god sometimes, I’m my own worst enemy. I forgot to take my Gabapentin Now I’m hatin’ life Feels like my S.I. joint is gettin’ stabbed With a butcher knife Gonna have to get through my day With just a bag of ice ‘Cause I forgot to take my pills And now I’m hatin’ life! Ugh. I’m in total agony sitting here at my desk My back is on fire and it’s creeping up my neck I try to concentrate but I can’t ignore the pain I’m giving up on work ‘cause now I’m gettin’ a migraine Just gotta make it to the end of my shift My feet are pins and needles and I’m losing my grip I’m in the home stretch. Just an hour to go But I might be callin’ in sick tomorrow [Appalachian yodeling interlude] Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-lay-hee-lay-hee-oh-hee Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-lay-hee-lay-hee-oh-hee Aye-eee-yode-lay-hay-heeeeeeeeeeee-eee Yode-ehh-lay-hee-hoooooooooo! Oww! I forgot to take my Gabapentin Now I’m hatin’ life Feels like my S.I. joint is gettin’ stabbed With a butcher knife Gonna have to get through my day With just a bag of ice ‘Cause I forgot to take my pills And now I’m hatin’ life! The moral of this story Is that when your mind’s on vacation Whatever you do Don’t leave home without taking your medication [Appalachian yodeling interlude] Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-lay-hee-lay-hee-oh-hee Aye-eee-yode-lay-hee-lay-hee-lay-hee-oh-hee Aye-eee-yode-lay-hay-heeeeeeeeeeee-eee Yode-ehh-lay-hee-hoooooooooo! I forgot to take my Gabapentin Now I’m hatin’ life Feels like my S.I. joint is gettin’ stabbed With a butcher knife Gonna have to get through my day With just a bag of ice ‘Cause I forgot to take my pills And now I’m hatin’ life!