[Fluttering degrading audio] [Intro] [Corny Lounge intrumental] [Male vocals, crooning] [Intro] (Hum-dee-dum, ba-da-ba-dum) [Verse 1] Suppurating lesions, oozing pus galore Necrotic tissue, blackened to the core Fetid halitosis, wafting through the air Pustules erupting, beyond compare [Chorus] Oh, what a wonderful day! (Day, day, day) Symptoms blooming in every way! (Way, way, way) Diagnose me, doc, don't delay 'Cause my body's in decay (Sha-la-la, let's sway) [Verse 2] Hematemesis, crimson rivers flow Fulminant hepatitis, jaundiced head to toe Gangrenous digits, falling off with ease Purulent discharge, thick as cottage cheese [Chorus] Oh, what a wonderful day! (Day, day, day) Symptoms blooming in every way! (Way, way, way) Diagnose me, doc, don't delay 'Cause my body's in decay (Sha-la-la, let's sway) [Bridge] Metastatic melanoma, spreading far and wide Necrotizing fasciitis, eating me inside (Boo-bop-a-doo-wop, feeling fine) [Chorus] Oh, what a wonderful day! (Day, day, day) Symptoms blooming in every way! (Way, way, way) Diagnose me, doc, don't delay 'Cause my body's in decay (Sha-la-la, let's sway) [Outro] Terminal prognosis, time to say goodbye (Doo-wah, doo-wah, don't you cry) Septic shock is setting in (Sing it with me one last time) [Final Chorus] Oh, what a wonderful day! (Day, day, day) Symptoms blooming in every way! (Way, way, way) Diagnose me, doc, don't delay 'Cause my body's in decay (Sha-la-la, let's sway) (Hum-dee-dum, ba-da-ba-dum) [Fade to end] [End]