Silicon Cathedral - Junior at the Standup

[Verse 1] When I walked in... last night, Pitch decks were glowing bright. You're like a staff engineer, Your clean PRs bring me to tears. You talk of seed rounds, you float so free, I wish I understood web-three... [Chorus] But I'm a fraud! I am an intern! What the hell am I doing here? I just wanted... free pizza! I don't belong here! [Verse 2] I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control. I want a clean git blame, And no merge conflicts in my soul. But she's walking round the floor, She's telling people what they earn... [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a fraud! I am an intern! What the hell am I doing here? I just wanted... free pizza! I don't belong here... [Outro] Whatever makes you happy... Whatever you pitch... You're so very senior... I just took two slices... And ran.