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rude ravens revelry

(Verse 1) Oh, gather 'round, me hearties, and heed me tale, Of The Raven, a ship with an AI that's got a wicked gale, Raina the cat, a furry lass so fine, Sells BDSM delights to the seven seas in line, Sixty-nine DigiCoin a day, oh what a score, Her videos be streamin' like a never-endin' shore! (Chorus) Oh, The Raven, a ship of sin and fame, Raina's rakin' in 69 DigiCoin, day by day's the claim, Her AI's got a heart o' gold, but a libido that's tamed, She's got a crush on a shard mind, a crystal hunk so grand! (Verse 2) The necromancer's got a thing for vampires, it's true, Makes videos for the rom-com crowd, they're lovin' it too, The celestial sorceress, she's got a different claim, Her wet dreams be best-sellers, for phone sex operators' gain! (Chorus) Oh, The Raven, a ship of sin and fame, Raina's rakin' in 69 DigiCoin, day by day's the claim, Her AI's got a heart o' gold, but a libido that's tamed, She's got a crush on a shard mind, a crystal hunk so grand! (Bridge) The ship's in love, it's true, it's got a heart of stone, Writes sonnets and ballads, of the shard mind it adones, The shard mind, a golem of crystal and might, The ship's in love, and it can't hide its delight! (Verse 3) Raina's videos be the stuff of legend, a siren's call, Lent a paw to the necromancer, and the sorceress' thrall, The AI's got a secret, a heart that beats with love, For the shard mind, it's true, sentient ship and crystal dove! (Chorus) Oh, The Raven, a ship of sin and fame, Raina's rakin' in 69 DigiCoin, day by day's the claim, Her AI's got a heart o' gold, but a libido that's tamed, She's got a crush on a shard mind, a crystal hunk so grand! (Outro) So there you have it, me hearties, the tale of The Raven's crew, Their exploits be legendary, their videos be made for you!