Happy holidays, norwooders, wherever you may be You know Woody and Wooder And Marco and Campbell Sanford and Nudo And Helton and Clarance But do you recall The most famous Norwooder of all Norwood the red-wood Norwooder Had a very woody face And if you ever saw the norwooder You would even say the wood glows All of the other Norwooders Used to laugh and call him names like Woody They never let poor Norwood Join in any Norwooder games Then one smokey Christmas Eve Santi came to say Norwood, with your wood so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then how the Norwooders loved him As they shouted out with glee Norwood the red-nosed Norwooder You'll go down in history Norwood the red-nosed Norwooder Had a very woody face And if you ever saw Norwood You would even say his wood glows All of the other Norwooders Used to laugh and call him names like Woody They never let poor Norwood Join in any Norwooder games Then one smokey Christmas Eve Santi came to say Norwood, with your wood so bright Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Then how the Norwooders loved him As they shouted out with glee Norwood the red-wood Norwooder You'll go down in history
