[Intro] The cell-fish, the cell-fish, Eyes down, screen-controlled. The cell-fish, the cell-fish, Life on hold for the scroll. [Ring Tone Sound Effect] [Verse 1] The café hums with a symphony of steam, Keys click away in a latte-fueled dream. But in the corner, a ruckus ensues, A woman on her phone, sharing private news. She owned the room with dramatic flair, Spilling tales of her ex, like no one was there. The barista sighed, the patrons just stared, As she rambled on, completely unaware. [Ring Tone Sound Effect] CELL-FISH ZOMBIE!!! [Chorus] Cell-fish, cell-fish, glued to the screen, Lost in their world, a glowing scene. Ignoring whispers, sighs, and groans, Trapped in their doom-scrolling zones. [Post-Chorus] Oh, cell-fish, can't you see? Your phone is not a priority. With your eyes locked to the screen, You're a certified -- cell-fish zombie. [Ring Tone Sound Effect] [Verse 2] Mid-movie, the plot reached its peak, Man in the front row, laughing at a tweet. Popcorn flew as the audience groaned, Yet he stayed lost in a world all his own. CELL-FISH ZOMBIE!!! [Verse 3] Date night, candlelight, the ambiance was fine She's scrolling through her feed, one post at a time Her date pleaded softly, "will you spend some time with me?" But those little hearts on screen were all the love she'd need [Ring Tone Sound Effect] [Pre-Chorus] CELL-FISH ZOMBIE!!! [Chorus] Cell-fish, cell-fish, glued to the screen, Lost in their world, a glowing scene. Ignoring whispers, sighs, and groans, Trapped in their doom-scrolling zones. [Post-Chorus] Oh, cell-fish, can't you see? Your phone is not a priority. With your eyes locked to the screen, You're a certified -- cell-fish zombie. [Verse 5] Emergency room, waiting to be seen, "One sec, doc, I'm finishing this meme." Oh, cell-fish, can't you see? Your phone should not be a priority. [Ring Tone Sound Effect] [Bridge] The cell-fish, the cell-fish, Eyes down, screen-controlled. The cell-fish, the cell-fish, Life on hold for the scroll. [Ring Tone Sound Effect] [Breakdown] Cell-fish in the store, Cell-fish on the plane, Cell-fish at the park, Cell-fish driving down the lane! (HEY - WATCH OUT!) [Outro] Next time you see a cell-fish zombie, Try to fight the urge to raise your fist and scream. All you can do is roll your eyes and moan, And try to avoid the zombies staring at phones. CELL-FISH ZOMBIE!!! [Ring Tone Sound Effect] [End]
