[Verse 1] Meet little Timmy, the prankster supreme, Got a mischievous gleam, always up to schemes. With a wink and a snicker, his mission's complete, He swapped out "Cookie" for "Dookie," what a sneaky feat! [Chorus] Dookie Crisp! The crunch you can't resist, But don't take a bite, there's a stinky twist. Timmy's got his family crying out in fits, When they realize it's dog dookie hidden in the bits! [Verse 2] Mom poured a bowl for her morning munch, The smell hit her nose, oh, it packed a punch! She screamed, "Timmy!" as he laughed from the stair, "Don't forget to read the label, I changed it with care!"
