🐭🎶 “Bite the Tallfolk (Only If You Must!)” by Auntie Pelli & the Burrow Bouncers

[Verse 1] If they stomp too loud near your mossy bed, And steal your soup and your mushroom bread— Give ‘em a squeak, a snort, and a fuss, Then bite the tallfolk (only if you must!). [Chorus] Bite ‘em quick and bite ‘em smart, Not the eyes—just near the heart! If they steal your pie or your crust— You bite the tallfolk (only if you must!). [Verse 2] If they laugh too mean or they call you “rat,” Or sit on your burrow like it’s a mat— Toss them a root, then roll in the dust, And bite the tallfolk (only if you must!). [Bridge – Whispered & Mischievous] But if they bring cookies… maybe wait. Give ‘em a sniff… then negotiate. [Final Chorus – All Together Loud & Proud] Bite ‘em quick and bite ‘em smart, Tail-whack first and win their heart! It’s not rude, it’s burrow trust— To bite the tallfolk… (Only. If. You. Must!)