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It Can’t Play Tic Tac Toe!

In the labs of OpenAI, the world was changed, A brand new model born, breaking every chain, It cured cancer with just a line of code, Bringing hope to hearts, easing every load. It spoke of peace, no more wars to fight, Every hand held together, wrongs turned right. The world was cheering, love filled the air, But somewhere out there, someone didn't care... Gary Marcus cried, "It can’t play Tic Tac Toe!" Doesn’t matter if it heals the world, don’t you know? It can't win in a game with three in a row, Gary's got a point, but we let it go. Nations united, no more tears to cry, From the biggest cities to the endless sky, Every cure found in a single breath, Turned the hands of fate, beating back death. But in the corner of a podcast chair, Gary shook his head, said, "It’s unfair! What’s the use of genius, if it can’t play games? For all its power, it’s really quite lame!" Gary Marcus cried, "It can’t play Tic Tac Toe!" Doesn’t matter if it heals the world, don’t you know? It can't win in a game with three in a row, Gary’s got a point, but we let it go. While the world rejoiced in the AI glow, Gary sighed, "But where did the strategy go?" With lives saved and peace on earth, He kept asking about a game’s worth. Gary Marcus cried, "It can’t play Tic Tac Toe!" Doesn’t matter if it heals the world, don’t you know? It can't win in a game with three in a row, Gary’s got a point, but we let it go. So here we stand in a world of grace, But Gary’s still here with a frown on his face. Let’s laugh it off, cause we all agree, Sometimes the small things don’t matter, you see. When peace is here, and love’s the show, We’ll play Tic Tac Toe tomorrow... we know.