When I Feel Like Drinking I like To Get Fxxx up

[verse, normal tempo] I got a bottle of rum and a new eye Patch,       I’m Going out on the town, I got a pocket of cash,   Got a wooden leg, but I still dance, [increase tempo 25 %] I am gona roll the dice, I am gona take my chance I am gona roll the dice, I am gona take my chance Well, well, well [Course] [male voice] She’s a big tall cutie, [audience vocals] neck full of lime [male voice] She’d cold as ice, [audience vocals] she’s on my mind [male voice] Well, I got me a six pack, not [audience vocals] sure if that’s enough [male voice] [verse, normal tempo] Cause when I feel like drinking, I like to get [audience vocals] [crowded audience screams] FUCKED Up [verse] I got a big green parrot talking on my arm, I got a flowered shirt, and a big bright sun, Work just called, but I got a run I’m gona roll the dice, I’m gona find some fun I’m gona roll the dice, I’m gona have some fun Well, well, well [Course] [male voice] She’s a big tall cutie, [audience vocals] neck full of lime [male voice] She’d cold as ice, [audience vocals] she’s on my mind [male voice] Well, I got me a six pack, not [audience vocals] sure if that’s enough [male voice] [verse, normal tempo] Cause when I feel like drinking, I like to get [audience vocals] [crowded audience screams] FUCKED UP [verse] My ship sunk on a coral reef, I spilled my margarita out in the sea, I got two more good songs still to sing, I aint Jimmy Buffet but who loves a king I aint Jimmy Buffet but who loves a king Well, well, well [Course] [male voice] She’s a big tall cutie, [audience vocals] neck full of lime [male voice] She’d cold as ice, [audience vocals] she’s on my mind [male voice] Well, I got me a six pack, not [audience vocals] sure if that’s enough [male voice] [verse, normal tempo] Cause when I feel like drinking, I like to get [audience vocals] [crowded audience screams] FUCKED UP [verse]  I got big baggy pants, and gold yellow teeth, I got my Hat on backwards, I can’t write or read I got 10 more good songs still to sing I aint Jimmy Buffet but who loves a king I aint Jimmy Buffet but who loves a king   Well, well, well [Course] [male voice] She’s a big tall cutie, [audience vocals] neck full of lime [male voice] She’d cold as ice, [audience vocals] she’s on my mind [male voice] Well, I got me a six pack, not [audience vocals] sure if that’s enough [male voice] [verse, normal tempo] Cause when I feel like drinking, I like to get [audience vocals] [crowded audience screams] FUCKED UP [verse, normal tempo] I got a bottle of rum and a new eye Patch,       I’m Going out on the town, I got a pocket of cash,   Got a wooden leg, but I still dance, [increase tempo 25 %] I am gona roll the dice, I am gona take my chance I am gona roll the dice, I am gona take my chance Well, well, well [Course] [male voice] She’s a big tall cutie, [audience vocals] neck full of lime [male voice] She’d cold as ice, [audience vocals] she’s on my mind [male voice] Well, I got me a six pack, not [audience vocals] sure if that’s enough [male voice] [verse, normal tempo] Cause when I feel like drinking, I like to get [audience vocals] [crowded audience screams] FUCKED Up [verse] I got a big green parrot talking on my arm, I got a flowered shirt, and a big bright sun, Work just called, but I got a run I’m gona roll the dice, I’m gona find some fun I’m gona roll the dice, I’m gona have some fun Well, well, well [Course] [male voice] She’s a big tall cutie, [audience vocals] neck full of lime [male voice] She’d cold as ice, [audience vocals] she’s on my mind [male voice] Well, I got me a six pack, not [audience vocals] sure if that’s enough [male voice] [verse, normal tempo] Cause when I feel like drinking, I like to get [audience vocals] [crowded audience screams] FUCKED UP [verse] My ship sunk on a coral reef, I spilled my margarita out in the sea, I got two more good songs still to sing, I aint Jimmy Buffet but who loves a king I aint Jimmy Buffet but who loves a king Well, well, well [Course] [male voice] She’s a big tall cutie, [audience vocals] neck full of lime [male voice] She’d cold as ice, [audience vocals] she’s on my mind [male voice] Well, I got me a six pack, not [audience vocals] sure if that’s enough [male voice] [verse, normal tempo] Cause when I feel like drinking, I like to get [audience vocals] [crowded audience screams] FUCKED UP [verse]  I got big baggy pants, and gold yellow teeth, I got my Hat on backwards, I can’t write or read I got 10 more good songs still to sing I aint Jimmy Buffet but who loves a king I aint Jimmy Buffet but who loves a king   Well, well, well [Course] [male voice] She’s a big tall cutie, [audience vocals] neck full of lime [male voice] She’d cold as ice, [audience vocals] she’s on my mind [male voice] Well, I got me a six pack, not [audience vocals] sure if that’s enough [male voice] [verse, normal tempo] Cause when I feel like drinking [verse, norm