[Intro] (Nyckelharpa rapid strokes) [Verse 1] Scroll, scroll, baby, what a sight to see A six-fingered Jesus made by GPT Golden retriever CEO in a moonshot suit Screaming "disruption" while the pixels reboot Sam Altman's smiling in a hoodie of light "This changes everything" — yeah, starting tonight The watermark's cropped but the vibe is immense It took forty tokens and it makes zero sense [Pre-Chorus] It's mid, it's wild, it's painfully profound A goblin made a logo that's upside down "Just one more prompt," yeah, that's the trap Now the image has hands and a thumb on its kneecap The teeth are too white, the eyes are too deep The font says "Futura" but the spacing's asleep [Chorus] AI slop! Slop! Post it to the feed! AI slop! Slop! Is it art or greed? Mmm, wow, so cursed, but I can't look away Low-res holy grail of the internet age AI slop! Slop! Feed the content beast! AI slop! Slop! Let the algo feast! Skibidi, no cap, it's giving divine A masterpiece of "eh, close enough" design [Drop] "make it pop," "add cinematic lighting," "more epic," "less cursed" "why does it have a sixth finger" — "that's a feature" [Verse 2] There's a grinning mascot with eleven teeth A LinkedIn thought leader in a trenchcoat sleeve A cat in a hoodie typing "let's gooo" While the hands in the background are doing parkour The eye's looking left while the other looks right The shadow falls upward in the golden-hour light The comments: "bro ATE," "this cooked," "IYKYK" Then someone spots MidJourney's logo in the fog A fake deep quote on a fake marble wall "She became the storm" — it means nothing at all But the font is italic and the sunset's on fire And it got fourteen hundred likes on a business page prior [Pre-Chorus] A little too smooth, a little too clean Like a TED Talk written by a vending machine It's "AI-assisted authenticity," "cringe-core chic" A dopamine salad with a side of mystique "Curated by humans" — those humans are bots "Handcrafted content" with procedural dots [Chorus] AI slop! Slop! Post it to the feed! AI slop! Slop! Is it art or greed? Mmm, wow, so cursed, but I can't look away Low-res holy grail of the internet age AI slop! Slop! Feed the content beast! AI slop! Slop! Let the algo feast! Skibidi, no cap, it's giving divine A masterpiece of "eh, close enough" design [Bridge] Midjourney moonwalk, Stable Diffusion spin A prompt like "cinematic cozy coffee shop win" And the model delivers — a mug with no handle A barista with three ears, illuminated by a candle One more remix, one more riff The Sora video has a car driving off a cliff In slow motion. Golden hour. It's beautiful. The physics are wrong. Nobody cares. [Final Chorus] AI slop! Slop! Posting it tonight! AI slop! Slop! It's a digital right! Lore drop, brain rot, certified peak hype All hail the blur of the open-source type AI slop! Slop! Praise be to the prompt! AI slop! Slop! We consume and we slump From "best I've seen" to "what am I seeing?" To saving it anyway and never really leaving [Outro] No thoughts... just tokens... still generating... please wait... ai slop... ai slop...
