
Dead Man's Diner (Apex Mix)
(Chorus) Welcome,good evening ladies and gents to this upstanding fine establishment. The name of the place is the Dead Mans Diner, what you'll find on the menu is putrid and vile. (Chorus) Welcome,good evening ladies and gents to this upstanding fine establishment. The name of the place is the Dead Mans Diner, what you'll find on the menu is putrid and vile. (Verse 1) Sit back,relax and make yourself at home, chew off the meat from human bone. A Smörgåsgore,it's all you can eat at a price you cannot beat. $ix $ixty $ix is the cost of admission. Grotesque bodily consumption. Cannibal delicates shoved down your mouth guaranteed to make you ralph!!! (Pre-chorus) A family restaurant for all to enjoy. At one thousand degrees we're gonna cook your little boy. Good ol' fashioned barbecue grill. Under the fire we're gonna roast your little girl. What a scrumptious meal to be had. Piece by piece we're gonna tear apart your dad. Such tender loin cut with a razor sharp knife. Slice by slice we're gonna chop up you wife. (Verse2) Good evening folks,may I take your order. Have a look at the menu of horror!!! Would you like to try the soup special of the day. "Eye Ball Stew".It's nice and decayed, or how about the "Ground Flesh Filled Intestines", our most popular dish,we highly recommend it. "Rack of Rib Cage"is a favorite of mine, soaked in the bloodiest of red wine. (Pre-chorus) A family restaurant for all to enjoy. At one thousand degrees we're gonna cook your little boy. Good ol' fashioned barbecue grill. Under the fire we're gonna roast your little girl. What a scrumptious meal to be had. Piece by piece we're gonna tear apart your dad. Such tender loin cut with a razor sharp knife. Slice by slice we're gonna chop up you wife. (Chorus) Welcome,good evening ladies and gents to this upstanding fine establishment. The name of the place is the Dead Mans Diner, what you'll find on the menu is putrid and vile. (Chorus) Welcome,good evening ladies and gents to this upstanding fine establishment. The name of the place is the Dead Mans Diner, what you'll find on the menu is putrid and vile. (Bridge) After your done son, we're gonna feed ya to your dad. Have no fear my little dear, we're gonna feed ya to your mom. and sir it's been a delight, we're gonna feed ya to your wife. Ma'am we'll serve ya up for breakfast with green eggs ham. (Verse 3) There's just one thing before you go that you all must know. We're not sorry to have to break this news, but now you are on the menu. We hope you've had a pleasant stay on your trip, but I guess since your dead that means you can't leave a tip. The Dead Mans Diner is your final destination, on a permanent vacation. (Chorus) Welcome,good evening ladies and gents to this upstanding fine establishment. The name of the place is the Dead Mans Diner, what you'll find on the menu is putrid and vile (Chorus) Welcome,good evening ladies and gents to this upstanding fine establishment. The name of the place is the Dead Mans Diner, what you'll find on the menu is putrid and vile Grrruuuhhh!!!

