[Spooky Intro] [Thunder] [Door creaks] It was late one night When the charts went red Every degen sleeping Should've stayed in bed Then out of the darkness With a wallet half dead Came a voice from the basement… “WHO BOUGHT THE TOP?!” [Maniacal laughter] [Verse 1] Rick woke up At a quarter past three Checked his little wallet Said, “This can't FUQn be!” The candles were bleeding The whole chart crashed He bought one more dip Then the dip got smashed! Link ran left Zelda ran right Rick stared at the screen In the pale moonlight Then the basement shook And the floorboards cracked Every REKT degen Started coming back! [Pre-Chorus] There were bag holders dancing Traders losing cash Diamond hands shaking At the REKT’d Rick Rave! [Chorus] They did the REKT’d Rick Rave! THE REKT’d RICK RAVE! The whole damn market crashed But they still came back! THE REKT’d RICK RAVE! Everybody yelled… “WHO BOUGHT THE TOP?!” RICK DID! “WHO BOUGHT THE DIP?!” RICK DID! “WHO GOT WRECKED?!” EVERYBODY DID! [Spooky laughter] [Verse 2] Lord KEK rolled in With a chart in his hand Said, “Rick, you still haven't Learned the FUQn plan?” Rick said, “Listen, KEK I got this under control” Then another red candle Ate half of his SOL Ghosts started trading Skeletons aped A zombie bought a memecoin Thirty seconds too late The witches yelled “SEND IT!” The vampires yelled “BUY!” Then the liquidity vanished And everybody cried! [Pre-Chorus] Now the coffins were shaking The tombstones cracked Every dead portfolio Was coming right back! [Chorus] They did the REKT’d Rick Rave! THE REKT’d RICK RAVE! The whole damn market crashed But they still came back! THE REKT’d RICK RAVE! From the crypt to the chain THE REKT’d RICK RAVE! Getting Wrecked again! “WHO BOUGHT THE TOP?!” RICK DID! “WHO BOUGHT THE DIP?!” RICK DID! “WHO GOT WRECKED?!” EVERYBODY DID! [Instrumental Break] [Spooky organ] [Wolf howl] [Coins dropping] [Cash register] [Record scratch] WAIT… Rick looked at the chart… Green candle. [Everyone gasps] [Verse 3] One little candle Started climbing from the grave Every zombie degen Suddenly got brave The skeleton screamed “WE'RE BACK!” The vampire yelled “MOON!” Rick jumped on the table Said… “DON'T FUQn SELL TOO SOON!” Link hit the keyboard Zelda knocked down a cup Lord KEK shook his head “Here we go, FUQ…” The chart shot higher The whole crypt went insane Halloween in Web3 And we're gambling again! [Final Chorus] DO THE REKT’d RICK RAVE! THE REKT’d RICK RAVE! When your portfolio dies Bring it back from the grave! THE REKT’d RICK RAVE! Throw your hands in the air! If you've ever been Wrecked Then you're already there! “WHO BOUGHT THE TOP?!” WE DID! “WHO BOUGHT THE DIP?!” WE DID! “WHO'S STILL HERE?!” WE ARE! “WHO'S DOING IT AGAIN?!” EVERYBODY! [Outro] So if you're trading late On Halloween night And your portfolio suddenly Gives you a fright… Don't scream Don't run Don't hide from the crash Just call REKT’d Rick… And join the rave! [Thunder] [Maniacal laughter] “HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DEGENS!” [Door slams]
