Hugh Jackman Ripped (human-written lyrics)

Hugh Jackman farted today And he farted yesterday The farts begun On The day he was born And they still gonn keep on roaring You focus on the star power I'll focus on the fart power Imagining the gas blasts from that beef tower Colon packed up on exotic cuisine Got the tightest butthole out on the scene And you know Hugh Jackman didn't start the war It started long before he born But he joined right in Trained his body to be right Including keeping sphincter tight Hugh Jackman can pipe up, Tense it up, Shatter glass with the note He could dig a moat and then Sink any boat That dared tried to thwart his border Because Taco Bell ready to order Hugh Jackman got the tightest one Snap steel just for fun Its Hugh Jackman though He don't want no one to know So don't ask him 'bout it, bro If you see Hugh working out And he rip one Don't open your mouth Because you'll get fart in your mouth Because you'll get fart in your mouth