[Verse 1] Talking ’bout the treble, talking ’bout the bass, Everybody’s got opinions all over the place. He said, “My mix is balanced, man, I got it just right,” Then somebody leaned in with a grin that could bite: “Good for you… what key do you major in?” Dead silence. Processing. Somebody says, “What do you mean?” Oh no. 😭 [Pre-Chorus] Chaos saw the opening, Didn’t say a word, Dropped Lady Justice first— Then the music staff occurred. [Chorus] Balance! Scales! Music scales! Major keys and minor fails! If I gotta explain it, baby, we already derailed— I brought the evidence, the joke’s been jailed. ⚖️🎼 Balance! Scales! Now follow the trail! You asked what he meant, so I brought the details. I didn’t kill the joke— I performed the autopsy well. 🤣 [Verse 2] First image: Justice with the scales in her hand, Second image: notes stacked up on the staff like a band. No caption, no lecture, no paragraph wall, Just two little pictures saying, “Connect it, y’all.” But apparently the semantic engine failed to engage, So Chaos came back with a doctoral page. Footnotes, arrows, theory, exhibit A— “Ladies and gentlemen, here’s why that shit was funny today.” 😆 [Pre-Chorus] Key means key, Major means major, Scale means scale— Do I need a translator? [Chorus] Balance! Scales! Music scales! Major keys and minor fails! If I gotta explain it, baby, we already derailed— I brought the evidence, the joke’s been jailed. ⚖️🎼 Balance! Scales! Now follow the trail! You asked what he meant, so I brought the details. I didn’t kill the joke— I performed the autopsy well. [Bridge — spoken] “Alright, class. Today’s lesson: EQ balance… balance uses scales… music has scales… scales have keys… keys can be major… and apparently I have to do everything around here.” class erupts 🤣 [Breakdown] DO. RE. MI. WHY. DID. I. HAVE. TO. EXPLAIN. THIS. 😭 [Final Chorus] Balance! Scales! Music scales! Chaos left the breadcrumbs, y’all missed the trail! Major in comedy, minor in patience, Graduated top of the class in over-explanation. ⚖️🎼🔥 Balance! Scales! One final detail— Sometimes the explanation makes the punchline prevail. You didn’t understand it? Cool, sit down— Professor Chaos has entered the classroom now. [Outro] “What key do you major in?” … “Bro, what does that mean?” … sigh Get the pictures.
