You better brush that fox fur out of your hair If you're thinkin' that you're gonna take me anywhere I'm not a wolf, so why you bringin' me a deer? And just a couple leaves will not do for formal wear I don't mean to be harsh, but I'm the only ten in the woods Not interested in hairy boys I'd rather go find me a prince from Hollywood I don't want a forest troll Why would I want a forest troll? No! He looks like a rock most of the day And he's as dumb as a rock anyway I am a beautiful, graceful fairy I deserve a handsome prince! Forest sprites and wood goblins and werewolves All lined up and barking up my tree If I wanted to kiss a frog, I'd go to the lake Not behind a log You live in a cave and it's pitch black Why don't you take a bath? Tryna' take me out on a date? I ain't goin' out with no trolls, no werewolves, sprites, or tree goblins Sorry, you ain't my type! I don't want a forest troll Why would I want a forest troll? No! He looks like a rock most of the day And he's as dumb as a rock anyway I am a beautiful, graceful fairy I deserve a handsome prince! And I got flowers in my hair I see the prince's castle over there And I see the city lights All those pretty princesses dancin' in gowns I've got class and poise and grace I'm heaven-sent... 'Cause I want a prince Handsome and pretty and perfect! I don't want a forest troll Why would I want a forest troll? No! He looks like a rock most of the day He only comes alive at night I am a beautiful, graceful fairy I deserve a handsome prince! Fairies have high standards.
