[Intro] [Part 1 – showmaster voice, East Frisian accent] Wait a minute, we were just talking about your eggs, and now we still don't know whether the eggs you lay are brown or white. [Part 2 – slow, scratchy, East German accent] Which eggs? Brown or white? Uh, I mean, uh, right now I don't care at all whether the eggs have to be brown or white. Mine, uh, well, uh, in a different color, right? Uh, apart from that, uh, licking, I don't do that myself, of course, so, uh, that would be a bit, uh, stupid? And eating? No, well, uh, not interested. But, uh, what you mean, I, uh, lick it, not for myself, but I, uh, well, eating it, I'm not normal, am I? Not leaking, I mean, but for breakfast eggs, well, uh, my other eggs, I don't just have them for breakfast, so, isn't that right? And because you can't think now, uh, that they're meant for breakfast, for breakfast, and so, uh, yeah, right? [Chorus] (Sound of beer bottles being opened) (Burp) [Crowd] (Tobacco? Gone. Women? Empty. hole in women? Holy smokes..) [Part 3 – Showmaster voice, East Frisian accent] Uh, what I told you before still applies, I heard that you lick your own eggs. I mean, uh, I'd like to see that. I mean, that's a feat, right? Not everyone can do that. [Part 4 – slow, hoarse, East German accent] (Sound of a whip or hissing) Uh, you definitely won't see the egg I laid. Uh, oh, uh, lick? Uh, the eggs I laid are running out—I'm not, well, the ones I usually lay, so otherwise you should explain to me, uh, and more precisely what you mean by that, so, based on, lay and lick and, uh, yes, [Laughs and applause from the crowd] [Chorus] [Part 5 – amused, showmaster voice, East Frisian accent] I mean, that's obvious, so the question is now answered. Yes, actually, right? If you say you lay your, uh, eggs every morning, then you lick them and then they're gone and new ones come back, right? Then it's clear, then the question is answered. Yes. Then you can't always lick them if you haven't laid them, right? You have to lay them, right? Before you can lick them. Yes, in that sense, it's no longer a work of art, right? Because you don't have to turn them, you just let them hang in the toilet. [crescendo] [Part 6 – slow, hoarse, East German accent] Uh, I mean, otherwise you don't have any problems or what? Uh, first of all, the place and, uh, the licking and so on was meant like this: I put the eggs down, but licking doesn't do you any good, so I haven't found any yet, right? Was that it? On the other hand, uh, licking, uh, the eggs and so on, uh, those are different eggs, and, uh, they're meant to be tasted by someone else, so, uh, maybe, uh, from time to time and so on, right? Depending on, uh, and so, uh, yes, and more, right? So, (Sound of a whip or hissing) [Cheers from the crowd] (Sound of clinking bottles) [Outro – Showmaster, East Frisian accent] That's it, folks! See you next time! [Solo] [Chorus] [Announcer voice] Will he stop? [Crowd] No! He can't! [Cheers from the crowd] [Part 7 – slow, rough, East German accent] Yo, then - Party on! [End]
