Big Fat Stupid Whale

Rock, Jazz Fusion, Fuga, EDM, Ska, Dancehall Reggae, 1930s Delta Blues, Delta Blues, Blues, Classic Rock, Reggae

I got bored last Tuesday, so I bought some mutant monkey pics,
Flipped them for a libra coin, now I’m feelin’ kinda sick.
But that wasn’t crazy—oh no, not quite!
I bet my entire net worth on Fartcoin at 100x leverage last night.

[Chorus]
I’m a big fat stupid whale!
If I can move the market, then how can I fail?
I just sold my estate for a blockchain baboon,
Bet it all on a coin shaped like a cartoon
I’m a big fat stupid whaaaaale!

[Verse 2]
My dog’s a secret weapon, yeah, he’s got the skills,
Wears a tiny vest and sneaks through all the VIP grills.
Billionaires at brunch, senators at play,
He just wags his little tail while the mic records the day.

I trade on leaked gossip from a tech mogul’s yacht,
Made a trillion on a coin that literally says "not."
Then I sold all my blue chips to buy crypto named flop,
And when it went to zero, I bought more nonstop.

[Chorus]
I’m a big fat stupid whale!
Bought a metaverse mansion with no details.
I just sold my estate for a blockchain baboon,
Bet it all on a coin shaped like a cartoon
I’m a big fat stupid whaaaaale!

[Bridge]
I dumped a fortune on a rug-pull scheme,
But the dev was livestreaming shirtless on a Komodo dragon—it was viral and extreme.
Suddenly everyone was tracking my wallet, my power gave them anxiety
Then I lost my private keys while boating in the Caspian Sea.

[Verse 3]
Now I’m deep in the red, but my ego’s still tall,
Bought a billboard in space just to flex on y’all.
I made a stablecoin backed by hypes and vibes,
And when it tanked, I told the feds it’s because my dev’s cat died.

[Chorus]
I’m a big fat stupid whale!
Bought a palace on Mars with a Doge coin sale.
I just sold my estate for a blockchain baboon,
Bet it all on a coin shaped like a cartoon
I’m a big fat stupid whaaaaale!

[Outro]
So if you see me in the news, just know I’m doin’ great,
I’m launching Fartcoin 2.0—bigger leverage, higher stakes.
And when the SEC comes knockin’, I’ll just shrug and exhale,
"Sorry, officer... I’m just a big fat stupid whale."

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[Verse 1] I was born with a silver spoon, trust fund in my name, Daddy’s hedge fund makes the rules, I just play the game. Got a desk at a MegaCorp where I just sip rosé, While my yacht’s parked in the lobby like it’s a casual valet. I got bored last Tuesday, so I bought some mutant monkey pics, Flipped them for a libra coin, now I’m feelin’ kinda sick. But that wasn’t crazy—oh no, not quite! I bet my entire net worth on Fartcoin at 100x leverage last night. [Chorus] I’m a big fat stupid whale! If I can move the market, then how can I fail? I just sold my estate for a blockchain baboon, Bet it all on a coin shaped like a cartoon I’m a big fat stupid whaaaaale! [Verse 2] My dog’s a secret weapon, yeah, he’s got the skills, Wears a tiny vest and sneaks through all the VIP grills. Billionaires at brunch, senators at play, He just wags his little tail while the mic records the day. I trade on leaked gossip from a tech mogul’s yacht, Made a trillion on a coin that literally says "not." Then I sold all my blue chips to buy crypto named flop, And when it went to zero, I bought more nonstop. [Chorus] I’m a big fat stupid whale! Bought a metaverse mansion with no details. I just sold my estate for a blockchain baboon, Bet it all on a coin shaped like a cartoon I’m a big fat stupid whaaaaale! [Bridge] I dumped a fortune on a rug-pull scheme, But the dev was livestreaming shirtless on a Komodo dragon—it was viral and extreme. Suddenly everyone was tracking my wallet, my power gave them anxiety Then I lost my private keys while boating in the Caspian Sea. [Verse 3] Now I’m deep in the red, but my ego’s still tall, Bought a billboard in space just to flex on y’all. I made a stablecoin backed by hypes and vibes, And when it tanked, I told the feds it’s because my dev’s cat died. [Chorus] I’m a big fat stupid whale! Bought a palace on Mars with a Doge coin sale. I just sold my estate for a blockchain baboon, Bet it all on a coin shaped like a cartoon I’m a big fat stupid whaaaaale! [Outro] So if you see me in the news, just know I’m doin’ great, I’m launching Fartcoin 2.0—bigger leverage, higher stakes. And when the SEC comes knockin’, I’ll just shrug and exhale, "Sorry, officer... I’m just a big fat stupid whale."

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