[Verse 1] Portal gun hums Snacks on the couch We said we’re out Then we clicked “play” New voice Same burp Same burnt-out grandpa Same kid still trying to save the day Pickle scars Vat of acid flashbacks Crowbar jokes I can’t explain Glorzo shells on the TV stand We laugh Then we brace for the pain [Chorus] Raise your glass of Szechuan hope Here’s to one hundred seasons more Every reset Every doomed timeline We still come back through that door If the universe keeps glitching We’ll just hit “next episode” again Rick and Morty for a hundred more seasons (And then, and then, and then) [Verse 2] Remember that turkey war Thanksgiving? Presidents Feathers Trauma and pride Clone count lost Dead Beths in the basement We still keep picking a side Evil Morty took the gold train exit Left us staring at the credits roll Now he’s out there Somewhere Plotting Living rent-free in my soul [Pre-Chorus] Every canon bomb they drop We swear “That’s it They’ve peaked” Then some weird incest space baby Says “Buddy You just reached mid-peak” (hey!) [Chorus] Raise your glass of Szechuan hope Here’s to one hundred seasons more Every reset Every doomed timeline We still come back through that door If the universe keeps glitching We’ll just hit “next episode” again Rick and Morty for a hundred more seasons (And then, and then, and then) [Bridge] To every Jerry who’s still losing To every Summer throwing knives To every Smith who found their backbone Then misplaced it overnight To every joke that seemed like filler Till it cracked the lore in two If there’s an infinite stack of Ricks There’s an endless run of you [Chorus] Raise your glass of Szechuan hope Here’s to one hundred seasons more Every reset Every doomed timeline We still come back through that door If the universe keeps glitching We’ll just hit “next episode” again Rick and Morty for a hundred more seasons (And then, and then, and then) [Outro] Hit me with that cold open chaos Smash cut Portal We’re gone If this is just another timeline It’s the one I’m betting on
