--🎩🦧👍-- [Check out Ape Lincoln on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music, and wherever else music is streaming!] https://www.youtube.com/@ape_lincoln_music https://open.spotify.com/artist/1zs0wlh46nJtqCxsBtxcCC?si=T8fcaYG0QVij5emj5UBQ_w --🎩🦧👍- So let me get this straight, we're supposed to physically type out all this formatting nonsense, even in a song like this, otherwise it's AI slop? Good greif Charlie Brown, I thought I was doing good to even think of words. This ape will just have to continue slopping it up. Lyrics written by Ape Lincoln ©️2025 Formatted by a robot to sound cool. [Intro – vinyl cue / needle drop] (crackle… rewind… chk) (stuttered vocal hit) I just— I just— I just— [Verse 1 – chopped spoken vox / rhythmic cuts] I just learned what an— an— em-dash is It's a thing inside the lyrics that— does— like— this Except that one is— different— they’re made by the— A— I It's fucking punc— punc— punctuation— making people— cry [Break – scratch showcase / word juggling] (em-dash— dash— dash) (punc— punc— punc— tunc—) (A— A— I— I— I—) [Verse 2 – hard cuts / call-and-cut response] Now we're judging— judging— format There's more than— more than— just the— words Fucking A—I— purists This shit is— is— for the— birds [Drop – fader cuts / rhythmic silence] (dead air hit) (reverse cymbal suck) [Verse 3 – tighter phrasing / fast chop grid] We make music— music— with ro— robots It ain't much— much— more than— that Fuck your— your— accu— sations A—I— can still— still— format [Outro – DJ flex / glitch-out] I typed this— this— shit— myself But ran— ran— through— GPT Make my— my— format— pretty (tape stop) Fuck your— screw— tinn— EE [End – needle lift] (spin-down… click)
