[Intro] Yo...I was just tryna catch a buzz. Then shit, got so lit I forgot where I was. I saw somethin' in the tall grass waitin' for me... No way...a Bellsprout...did I just see...it's fuckin' shiny! Threw the ball...perfect pitch....damn I missed... Straight into the bushes...son of a bitch...whatever I hit is fuckin' pissed. --- [Verse 1] It popped the ball in a single shake. What sort of beast did that throw wake? Somethin' felt funny, a tingle in the air. Fuckin' saw electricity slither through my hair! Then...WHAM...Holy shit, I got the shock of a lifetime. (ZzZrRrTtT!) The pain faded with the higher the voltage the higher I'd climb. Next thing I know I'm flat on my back. Smokin' like I just took a Magmar attack. Even knocked the shoes off my feet. But I gotta admit...this high felt kinda neat. (Nice) Some people walkin' by said, "Dude, are you alright?" I could hear colors and taste daylight...then Electabuzz stepped in sight. The people watchin' said, "Hey bro, you should probably run!" Only thing I could think to say was "Hold up...that was kinda fun." (Hahahaha) --- [Hook] Electabuzzed mutha fucka take another hit! I'm flyin' so high hopin' I don't lose my shit. Sparatic static bouncing around my brain. Lightning strike in each vein – this rush is insane! Fuck, I can't move and then I can't sit still. Gotta get my fill of this new euphoric thrill. Electabuzzed mutha fucka I'm hella lit. I hope this roller coaster ride doesn't quit. I'm El-el-el-ectabuzzed! (Zap!) (ZzZrRrTtT!) --- [Verse 2] The Electabuzz dipped out back into the weeds. I'm flyin' cloud nine trippin' at break neck speeds. Fuck I gotta chase that Buzz I need to feel them volts. Sneakin' up on Raikou – typical – jumpy fucker just bolts. (Poof!) Found out Voltorb just hurts, and Pikachu don't hit quite the same. Magnemite just took my change and Jolteons spark was kinda lame. Cornered an Elekid but it was far from what I crave. I need the Electabuzz bang I need that rush that it gave. Finally my plug is in view, not just one, I see a few. Only one thing left to do...whoops I tackled a Raichu! ZAP, CRACKLE, POP! That shock made me drop... (Oof) --- [Hook] Electabuzzed mutha fucka I'm fiendin' for another hit! I'm fried, lightning eyed, thinkin' maybe I lost my shit... Sparatic static bouncing bones rattlin' my brain. Lightning scorched each vein – that rush I must regain! Feels like I'm not even touching ground - levitate and chill. Gotta get that thrill got a few braincells left to kill. (Hell naw) Electabuzzed mutha fucka I'm pressin' the limit. Droolin', levitated off the ground, with the grin of a dimwit. I'm El-el-el-ectabuzzed! (Zap!) (ZzZrRrTtT!) --- [Bridge] Lurchin' like an electric wraith hauntin' the streets of Goldenrod. Panic crash landed and I guess I look kinda odd...an ethereal electric starving God. (This is pretty dope...) --- [Final Verse] Some kid stepped out wearing a Dare shirt...pfft what a joke. I'm a hyper charged static attack – he don't want the smoke... Lil' shit tossed an Ultra Ball and out popped the a galvanized gargantuan. The mighty Electivire – the great supplier – I can't wait till those amps roll in. The titan slowly crushed me in constricting wire like snakes. I think the kid told him to continue till every bone brakes... (This kids crazy!) For a moment all was floating and the air stung with shock... Couldn't convulse, couldn't drool, couldn't see, couldn't talk... And everything went white...I expected fire and endless night. (Right?!) Then the world faded back in sight...am I gonna be all right?! Looked and saw the kid pullin' back to throw a bomb. Bonked my ass right in the eye...wait...did he just call me...Rotom?! (Oh fuck) ...Shimmy... ...Shimmy... ...Shimmy... ...CLICK! Oh what the fuck?! --- [Outro] Chasing the dragon...well Zekrom woulda turned me to toast. How the fuck did I become a Rotom...wait my vape was the host for my ghost! Electrified, twice as high, in my very own ball to chill. Until Dare boy let's me out to take a few rips at will. (Pfft fuckin' hypocrite) El-el-el-ectabuzzed (ZzZrRrTtT!) Man...I almost had that Shiny Bellsprout though... Prolly shoulda spent some time practicing my throw...(Oof) ---
