[Verse 1] The box says two hours I’ve got twelve minutes Sausages on the grate Sky already spinnin’ A corner piece won’t fit The bolts all feel cursed I read step three again Then step three gets worse [Pre-Chorus] Clouds roll in heavy Wind shakes the tarp I’m one bad gust From a full backyard crash [Chorus] Crack a cold one Crack a cold one Suddenly it all makes sense Crack a cold one Crack a cold one Even the burn tastes elegant (burn tastes elegant) [Verse 2] Now the diagram’s clean Like it drew itself out This left bracket goes there Yeah, I know that now The foot goes square The roof goes proud And that little bent screw Seems happy somehow The brat’s got char But I call it style One bite in my mouth And I’m grinnin’ all the while [Pre-Chorus] Rain hits the fence I don’t even care Got a cool glass truth And a wobbly chair [Chorus] Crack a cold one Crack a cold one Suddenly it all makes sense Crack a cold one Crack a cold one Even the burn tastes elegant (burn tastes elegant) [Bridge] If the manual’s nonsense Let it be nonsense If the sky comes down I’ll still be honest I was built for panic Now I’m built for fun Hand me that bottle And I’m halfway done [Final Chorus] Crack a cold one Crack a cold one Suddenly it all makes sense Crack a cold one Crack a cold one Even the burn tastes elegant (tastes elegant) Crack a cold one Crack a cold one Rain can wait for me tonight
