[Intro] [guitar riff] [deadpan spoken] People ask me what my superpower is... [band explodes] [Verse 1] Saved a little kid on the train today, Screamed like the devil all the goddamn way. Kicked my seat, spilled juice on my shoe, Mama kept scrolling like there’s nothing to do. I bit my tongue, kept both hands underneath, Stepped off the train... Kid kept all his teeth. [percussive guitar scratches] [Chorus] I got patience! Patience of steel! You got no clue how lucky you should feel. No laser eyes, No wings, no flight, My superpower is... I let you live tonight! Hey! [guitar riff] [Verse 2] Saved some slick prick in the checkout line, Slid right ahead like his time beats mine. Saved some jackass on his speakerphone, TikTok screaming like he owns the zone. Saved my neighbor with his drill at five, Wall went BRRRR... Neighbor’s still alive. [percussive guitar scratches] [Chorus] I got patience! Patience of steel! You got no clue how lucky you should feel. No laser eyes, No wings, no flight, My superpower is... I let you live tonight! Hey! [Post-Chorus] I breathe, I smile, I step aside... And everybody stays alive! [drum rolls] [Bridge - spoken, building] Guy chewing loud with his mouth wide open? Saved him. Guy parked sideways across two spaces? Saved him. Guy watching videos with no headphones? Saved him. Guy says: “Calm down.” ... I counted to ten. Then ten again. [Wild Fuzz Guitar Solo - complex drum pattern, spastic energy] [Final Chorus - louder, gang vocals] I got patience! Patience of steel! Every damn day you test how much is real. No magic hammer, No spider's bite, I save the whole damn world... By not starting shit tonight! Hey! [Post-Chorus - gang vocals] I breathe, I smile, I step aside... And everybody stays alive! [guitar riff] [HALF SCREAMED] I GOT PATIENCE! .... I GOT.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH....! [GUITAR RIFF] [Outro - deadpan] Another day is dead and gone... And everybody’s still alive. Barely. You’re welcome. [end]
