[?] Halloween

[?] [?] [?] If we could only go back To the days of gold caps (can-dee corn-candy) I’d be on my knees beggin’ please Where are you at? Bardolatrous Halloween Why you lyin’ like that? (trick-or-treat please) Put your candy in a Ziploc bag Then throw it all in a Uber cab I don’t know where to go Is it heaven or is this limbo (can-dee corn-candy) Whoa? But Scrumtrulescent Halloween How could I tell? With you (trick-or-treat please) It’s hard to see well Do you ever think I'm blue? Now Uxorious Halloween (can-dee corn-candy) Do you think I'm green? At the end of the day I need To sit my monster butt down and watch TV And maybe have a lite beer (trick-or-treat please) I got some in the fridge that've been in there for a year So I grab one and pop the top It's been a long day and it's time to stop Thinkin' 'bout everything that I gotta do (can-dee corn-candy) Because [?] [?] [?] What a buzzkill Aliens for President 2028 The only thing that never came too late (trick-or-treat please) I'm tired like a Verklempt Halloween on the cop blotter It's hot like hades and I ain't been bathing Dirtier than the devil and I smell like [?] But don't give a darn it (can-dee corn-candy) I just wanna sit Because I'm tired like a Borborygmic Halloween on codeine I need you to halt And I’m so sad (trick-or-treat please) Caught moon howling On the lawn in a poodle skirt With my Crapulous Halloween And I’m so wolfed up (can-dee corn-candy) So howled up On my chair I plant my ash Watchin' cable news and I'm takin' out the trash That goes out my mouth (trick-or-treat please) And my brain 'cause the dumber the better So the lightest feather won't tickle me to death And bring me out of this (can-dee corn-candy) Where I don't give a [?] 'Cause I don't give a [?] When we climaxed on the old dash But then we got in a car crash (trick-or-treat please) Now you’re all in a bed with a head cast But I’m not scared of that The whole time you were all mine Like a vampire with a blood line (can-dee corn-candy) I could never just unwind What did you have in mind? Was it Santa Claus's or was it hell? Higgledy-piggledy Halloween (trick-or-treat please) How could I tell? With you It’s hard to see well Do you ever think of [?]? (can-dee corn-candy) Now Bumfuzzled Halloween Do you think of [?]? I'm tired like a Cattywampus Halloween on the news (trick-or-treat please) It's hot like Nevada and I ain't been washing Dirtier than [?] and I smell like the devil But I don't give a dang I just wanna watch (can-dee corn-candy) Because I'm tired like a Quixotic Halloween on the trampoline [?] [?] [?] The only thing that never came too late Zombies for President 2028 What a buzzkill (trick-or-treat please) 'Cause I was in the sun all day long Pullin' weeds and mowin' my lawn Smokin' like a hog Barbecuing (can-dee corn-candy) Grilling like a villain and not really moving like a Fustian Halloween Y'all need it so bad And you're so sad Got a rug burn (trick-or-treat please) On the couch in a tennis skirt With my Lunular Halloween And I’m burnt up I’m so burnt up (can-dee corn-candy) I'm tired like a Piffling Halloween on the "Welcome" mat It's hot like that and I ain't been watering Dirtier than the weeds and I smell like [?] But I don't give a hecka (trick-or-treat please) I just wanna Look because I'm tired like a [?] Halloweens in the backrooms [?] [?] [?]