[Verse] My soup is a spell It bubbles and brews A pinch of disaster A dash of bad news Carrots are floating Like boats in a storm The onions are crying The broth won’t conform [Chorus] Oh no What do I do My kitchen's a circus My brain's split in two Everything's in chaos A magical stew Oh no What do I do [Verse 2] The stove is a dragon It breathes out its flame The pot starts to wobble It’s playing a game I reach for the ladle It runs from my hand This soup has a mind It won’t understand [Chorus] Oh no What do I do My soup’s got a temper It’s breaking the rules Everything’s in chaos My plans are askew Oh no What do I do [Bridge] The salt’s doing backflips The pepper’s in flight The parsley’s a wizard Casting spells in the night A laugh or a cry I’m caught in the swell My soup’s not a meal It’s a portal to... well [Chorus] Oh no What do I do My kitchen’s a carnival It’s all come unglued Everything’s in chaos The soup’s my debut Oh no What do I do