[INTRO — ALARM CLOCK] BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! [XC] What time is it? [ALARM] Tuesday. [XC] What day is it? [ALARM] Banana. [PAUSE] [XC] …Okay. [CHEERFUL SYNTH] Let's go! [VERSE 1] I woke up at seven Or maybe at three My bedroom was spinning Around a small tree My toothbrush was singing My socks had a plan My left shoe was purple My right shoe was flan [BACKGROUND VOICE] Flan! [XC] Why is my shoe a dessert? [VOICE] Because yesterday was Thursday. [XC] It's Tuesday! [VOICE] Exactly. [PRE-CHORUS] Round and round The morning goes Where it stops Nobody knows! Coffee! Keys! Pants! Brain! [CHORUS — EXPLOSIVELY HAPPY] I'M STUCK IN A LOOP! LA-LA-LA! THE LOOP IS HAVING A BAD DAY! I'M STUCK IN A LOOP! HEY-HEY-HEY! But I'm dancing anyway! Yesterday is tomorrow Tomorrow is cheese Monday is hiding Behind the TV! I'M STUCK IN A LOOP! LA-LA-LA! Somebody press replay! [DROP] REPLAY! REPLAY! RE-RE-RE-RE-REPLAY! [PSYCHO FUN BREAK] BOING! WOBBLE! SPIN! BANANA! [VERSE 2] I opened the front door And walked into space A purple giraffe Was controlling the place He handed me coffee And said: [GIRAFFE] “You're late.” [XC] Late for what? [GIRAFFE] “Your previous life.” [XC] Oh. [LAUGH] Okay! [PRE-CHORUS] Left! Right! Up! Down! My apartment is upside down! Blue! Green! Pink! Brown! Why is gravity sleeping now? [CHORUS] I'M STUCK IN A LOOP! LA-LA-LA! THE LOOP IS HAVING A BAD DAY! I'M STUCK IN A LOOP! HEY-HEY-HEY! But I'm dancing anyway! The moon is in my kitchen My boss is in the sink My calendar is crying And my refrigerator thinks! [REFRIGERATOR] I THINK! [XC] Thank you. [DROP — CRAZY] THINK! DON'T THINK! THINK! DON'T THINK! POTATO! [VERSE 3] I finally reached my workplace But nobody was there The office had become A giant dancing pear The printer was laughing The keyboard said “hello” The photocopier whispered: [PHOTOCOPIER] “Don't go.” [XC] Why? [PHOTOCOPIER] “Because you're already home.” [PAUSE] [XC] I'm home? [PHOTOCOPIER] You've always been home. [PSYCHO SYNTH STAB] WHAT?! [BUILD] The walls start laughing The ceiling turns blue The floor starts bouncing The universe says: [EVERYONE] WOOOO! [CHORUS — BIG] I'M STUCK IN A LOOP! BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE! I'M STUCK IN A LOOP! THERE'S CONFETTI EVERYWHERE! Yesterday is tomorrow And tomorrow is me The multiverse is broken SO LET IT BE! [HUGE DROP] LET IT BE! LET IT BE! LET IT BANANA! [CHAOTIC PSYCHEDELIC SECTION] One! Two! Seven! Potato! Again! Again! Again! [XC — LAUGHING] Wait… I think I've heard this song before. [VOICE] Of course you have. You're listening to it tomorrow. [Silence] [XC] Oh. [FINAL BUILD] Maybe the loop isn't a prison. Maybe… it's a dance floor. [EVERYONE] DANCE! [FINAL DROP] LOOP! LOOP! LOOP! XC! XC! XC! Round and round We disappear Laughing at tomorrow While yesterday is here! [CHILDLIKE CHOIR] LA-LA-LA! [XC] I think I finally understand! [VOICE] You don't. [XC] Perfect. [FINAL EXPLOSION] BANANA! MACARONI! TIME MACHINE! UNICORN! COFFEE! WOOOOOO! [OUTRO] [ALARM CLOCK] BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! [XC — HALF ASLEEP] What time is it? [ALARM] Tuesday. [XC] What day is it? [ALARM] Banana. [XC] …Here we go again. [SOFT LAUGHTER] [WHISPER] Again…
