"Hey there, hey… how’s it goin’?… Seen any professional complainers out there today?… Alright… any crying-on-social posts worth sharing? Okay… oh dear, poor thing… what a shame… So what the hell are we gonna do then…?" Group hug, group fun, therapy circle, is this satire? Crying hymn, sad-boy moment, who will help us, order pizza Can’t go see them, can’t go call them, hide your face now, never try it Anonymous, androgynous, raise the flag now, claim your rights Finger in mouth, thumb in butt, close your eyes now, books on shelves Buy this product, buy that product, spend the money, tip them well Can’t go living, can’t go dying, but you sure can kiss some ass Are you best now, are you perfect, who the hell is that right there? "Hey! So why did nobody tell ME anything!?!?" Throw somebody else under the bus… School and government will teach it for us… Raise the gloves or throw them off Nobody can blame us after all… Throw somebody else under the bus School and government will teach it for us… Raise the gloves or throw them off Nobody can blame us after all… (Ah-ah-ah) "This is fucking ridiculous… would not have worked in old school times…" What if you tried to teach yourself to stand up and do it Might just be a favour, maybe shake your self-esteem and Dependence never works when grown-ups face the final court No one pats your head right now, the crying chant of “no-no-no” Hair pulled, belt across you, afterwards you lick the boots Fear of God inside your chest, after school you sit in your room You can’t see your friends or call them, scream or run around the town In detention think about it, what you say will bring it down Throw somebody else under the bus… School and government will teach it for us… Raise the gloves or throw them off Nobody can blame us after all… Throw somebody else under the bus… School and government will teach it for us… Raise the gloves or throw them off Nobody can blame us after all… "Can’t blame us! Can’t blame ME!!" "Well it sure looks like we’ve got some soft-dough snowflakes melting here…" "But maybe we could squeeze some playful rhyme in at the end…" Go-go-go-go gallop to the chapel, pa-pa-pa-pa pastor’s pulpit now, ru-ru-ru-ru riding on the brown horse, va-va-va-valiant little white foal, co-co-co-co copper-headed dog now, ki-ki-ki-kind of patchy kitty, aa-aa-aa-aa under all the fences-ces-ces, o-o-o-o over all the bridges-ges-ges, silivilivilivim-pam-pam, pui, pui, pui, pui… pu-pu-pu-pu-PUIIIII!!! AH! Throw somebody else under the bus… School and government will teach it for us… Raise the gloves or throw them off Nobody can blame us after all… Throw somebody else under the bus… School and government will teach it for us… Raise the gloves or throw them off Nobody can blame us after all… Nobody can blame us after all… Can’t blame us now… Throw somebody else under the bus… Shift the blame away from us... Shift the blame away from ME… (oh!)
