Bite Me Maybe?

[Verse 1] In the dark alley, I'm all alone, Lurking in shadows, chilled to the bone. I see her walk by, her neck so fair, But I’m too shy to sink my fangs in there. I practiced the bite in the mirror last night, But when I see humans, I just take flight. It’s tough being a vampire with social fright, My confidence is as dead as I am—oh, what a plight! [Chorus] Bite me maybe? I can’t decide, Fangs ready, but I run and hide. She’s got a heartbeat, I’ve got nerves of steel— Wait, scratch that, I’m not that ideal! [Verse 2] The other vampires laugh and tease, "You're supposed to spread terror, not say 'please'!" But I blush when I see that beating vein, Trying to act cool, but I’m clearly insane. I envy the wolves with their scary howls, I’m just a vampire with no hunting prowl. I might just drink a glass of cold red wine, While I practice saying, "Would you mind?" [Chorus] Bite me maybe? I’m a romantic mess, With a velvet cape and bloodstained dress. She’s got warm blood, I’ve got cold feet, Trying to look suave, but I can’t even greet! [Bridge] The night is long and the struggle’s real, Being a shy vamp's not a great deal. Maybe next time, I’ll find the nerve, Or I’ll just snack on canned blood and swerve. [Chorus] Bite me maybe? I’m a romantic mess, With a velvet cape and bloodstained dress. She’s got warm blood, I’ve got cold feet, Trying to look suave, but I can’t even greet! [Final Chorus] Bite me maybe? What’s a fang to do? I’m out here stuttering, with no clue. She’s got a pulse, and I’ve got a scheme, But I’ll just stay hidden in my vampire dream. Lyrics by megaSICK/ Nero