[Intro] [Break] [Hook] I'm taking a fat dump (whoo!) Blowing up the bathroom, better back up (skrrt!) Got me sweatin’ on the seat, bruh, I'm strapped up (ugh!) Somebody light a match, it's a gas pump (boom!) [Break] [Verse 1] Woke up in the morning, stomach feelin’ kinda heavy, Last night’s taco run got me breakin’ out in sweaty Panic! Runnin’ down the hall like a sprinter, Tryna make it to the bowl before I stain my winter Jeans! Oh no, hold up, squeeze! Sit down, deep breath, time to drop them beans. I’m scrollin’ on my phone while I handle my biz, Meme after meme, man, you know what it is! [Pre-Hook] Ain’t nobody safe when I’m eating that junk, Y’all can blame Chipotle for the way that it stunk. Gas mask mode, yeah, I’m nuking the spot, Tell my roommates, "Sorry, man, this battle is fought!" [Hook] I'm taking a fat dump (whoo!) Blowing up the bathroom, better back up (skrrt!) Got me sweatin’ on the seat, bruh, I'm strapped up (ugh!) Somebody light a match, it's a gas pump (boom!) [Break] [Verse 2] I be sittin’ here a minute, man, I’m stuck in the zone, Toilet got me captive like a Game of Thrones. I’m pushin’, I’m strugglin’, I'm prayin’ for peace, Yo, I swear I just gave birth to a 10-pound beast! Tears in my eyes, I ain't feelin' too strong, Tried to stand up, but my legs went wrong. I wobble, I stumble, I barely escape, Leave the crime scene—bro, flush twice just in case! [Break] [Bridge] Plumber on speed dial, this ain’t lookin' right, I clogged up the pipes—man, good luck tonight! Somebody knockin’, sayin’, "Hurry it up!" Nah fam, I’m mid-boss fight, wish me luck! [Hook] I'm taking a fat dump (whoo!) Blowing up the bathroom, better back up (skrrt!) Got me sweatin’ on the seat, bruh, I'm strapped up (ugh!) Somebody light a match, it's a gas pump (boom!) [Break] [Outro] Next time, no dairy, no spicy, no cheese, But who am I kiddin’, pass the chili and beans! When nature calls, yeah, you know what's up, Bathroom throne king, taking fat dumps! [End] LYRICS by KAIN KINETIC
