[ANTHONY & JULIA] This Christmas will feel a little different Your stocking will feel a little light The trees a little slimmer, the candles a little dimmer Cuz santa claus ain't coming tonight [JULIA] Santa only loves the rich kids The children of the one percent It's a little cruel, but it's santa's only rule And your daddy gambled away the rent [ANTHONY & JULIA] Santa works at the IRS Sorting families, bottoms from the tops So if Q4 rolls around without a penny to be found Then the kids are getting dad's old socks [ANTHONY] Santa only loves the rich kids The ones who go to private schools It's not entirely fair, but it's the truth I swear And your mother spends it all on jewels [ANTHONY & JULIA] Remember little Billy, if you're feeling sad there's so much more to life than cash Santa doesn't agree, but who the fuck is he Let's pray tonight his sleigh doth crash [ANTHONY & JULIA] Cuz Santa Only Loves The rich kids!
